Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Vanessa Feltz


1-I would just like it to be known that I, Fatmammycat, look nothing like Vanessa Feltz. I had a photo of her and everything, but blogger would not even let her photo load, not that I blame it.
2- I have also decided that I will not be saying hello to the man from the third floor who chews gum in the lift after all. And that in fact I may take my shoe off and crack the back of his stupid skull open, the filthy Wrigley chewing scrote.
That is all.

UPDATE- photo of that Vanessa.

11 comments:

  1. And I look nothing like Brian Blessed!

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  2. Nobody looks like Brian Blessed, not even Brian Blessed looks like Brian Blessed.

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  3. And I look absolutely NOTHING like Holly Hunter.

    I noticed that about blogger today. Tried to upload a picture of Mickey Rourke in Barfly, and nothing...I hate that.

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  4. Mickey, oh Mickey back in the day, Mickey in Angel Heart...sigh. he was so filthy and sweaty and you just knew sex with him would evoke all sorts of illegal acts...
    I'm going to the gym.

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  5. And I look nothing like...

    ...hang on a sec, you all know what I look like...

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  6. Yeah baby, you're lookin' slim!

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  7. I look just like Rondo Hatton.

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