needed. Seriously, some kind of clothing intervention is needed here. Someone needs to sit her down and say 'Look missy, crotch high cuts offs are yuccky even on the very slender. Step away from the tini-tiny clothes Missy, step the fuck away.'
don't be a silly cow - if you look 1% as good as she does, in whatever you think you look good in... I'll give you a flick of the boss right now, for free.
Oh Nonnie, I think I look the shizzle in Prada. But you can stick yer 'Boss' where the sun don't shine, (like that would be anything new, right right?)
Ahaha, Gandalf. I know someone who calls his lad his 'winkle', isn't that just too cute, Mr Winkle. "I've got something in my front pocket fo youuuuuu, why dontcha reach in and see what it is...la de da de da...." I oughta go to bed now, I've been supping on rum and eating 'raw' food at some terrible artsy fartsy 'opeining', vile. And I have hiccups. Super vile.
Well, no, it wouldn't be anything new for me to stick it where the sun don't shine.
Maybe you're a bit roomy, with space for a neon light in there or something... but I go for a more normal snatchbox. Now that I will always associate you with the Batcave, offer withdrawn.
And turn the light out when you shove your pretentious Prada's where the sun don't shine in normal girls.
Ohhh I love that site, I've watched more fugliness than I've had hot lunches. And welcome to chez fatcat.
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ReplyDeleteOhhh I love that site, I've watched more fugliness than I've had hot lunches. And welcome to chez fatcat.
ReplyDeletedon't be a silly cow - if you look 1% as good as she does, in whatever you think you look good in... I'll give you a flick of the boss right now, for free.
ReplyDeleteOh Nonnie, I think I look the shizzle in Prada. But you can stick yer 'Boss' where the sun don't shine, (like that would be anything new, right right?)
ReplyDeleteStinking Pete calls his chopper 'Gandalf'.
ReplyDeleteSomething to do with it's big, white beard, I assume.
Ahaha, Gandalf.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who calls his lad his 'winkle', isn't that just too cute, Mr Winkle.
"I've got something in my front pocket fo youuuuuu, why dontcha reach in and see what it is...la de da de da...."
I oughta go to bed now, I've been supping on rum and eating 'raw' food at some terrible artsy fartsy 'opeining', vile.
And I have hiccups. Super vile.
Well, no, it wouldn't be anything new for me to stick it where the sun don't shine.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you're a bit roomy, with space for a neon light in there or something... but I go for a more normal snatchbox. Now that I will always associate you with the Batcave, offer withdrawn.
And turn the light out when you shove your pretentious Prada's where the sun don't shine in normal girls.
heh, Tommy.
ReplyDeleteAh for fuck sake - the obvious line, and it doesn't even follow. Weak. Is that all you can do ? Do you think fatpussy will be impressed ?
ReplyDeleteShut up or make us laugh Taxitwat.
Twentytwat hasn't for a good while.
A good while is far preferable to never at all.
ReplyDeleteFMC - where is Glark when you need him?
ReplyDeleteToo busy to waste his time on tis nonsense Darling, did you see the shoes?
ReplyDeleteI did see the shoes, FMC, they were a little scary, sort of like some space insect! Liked the spurs though, very S & M!
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