Okay, Because I really am feeling poorly
here is my list of mingers who no matter how close the human race came to extinction I would not touch with a velly long pole.
1-Paul Daniels
2-Johnny Vegas
3-The Hoff
4-Peter Stringfellow
5-Michael Douglas- blee. He looks like he would be a 'wet' kisser.
All of yours, plus
ReplyDeleteMark Lemarr
Jeremy Clarkson
Ant & Dec
Richard Madeley
Gordon Ramsey
Here's five women to balance the lads out:
ReplyDelete1) Either of the two fat ladies from that Two Fat Ladies cooking programme.
2) Liz from Coronation Street
3) Cat from Eastenders
4) Anne Robinson
5) Mary Harney
Jeremy Clarkson...shudder. Can't you just see him sliding his high waisted jeans down his legs to reveal y-fronts with little racing cars all over them.
ReplyDeleteAnne Robinson and her little wink...hum.
I second all of Shebahs and third all of yours.
ReplyDeletePlus:
Karl Rove,
Any US politician except Bill Clinton or Barack Obama
John Prescott
Jimmy Saville
Tom Cruise
Top notch crumpet.
ReplyDelete1] Babs Windsor
2] Tara Palmer Tomkinson
3] Dana
4] Madonna
5] Calista Flockhart
OOOOOHHH Sam, snap on the Tom Cruise thing. You know I still haven't watched the complete Oprah interview, I actually cannot watch it.
ReplyDeleteThat Russell Brand creep makes my nose wrinkle too. Yack. When I read about his having sex with the hoover...blee.
Dana is a wench Maroon, a vile right wing wench. I would put my foot straight up her hobbit arse if I ever ran into her.
Doc, you appear not to restrict yourself to one type then. And quite right too - no earthly reason why you should, I don't in my Top 5 Tottie list. These ladies are oceans apart though - big boobs, little boobs, buxom, skinny, athletic, angelic, demonic and noseless. You appear to be either a lover of all woman-kind or just not fussy. Nowt wrong with either of those, neever.
ReplyDeletePete Stringfellow did have a surprisingly good bum though, fmc, in your post of a while back. I think he was walking on the beach.
ReplyDeleteBut of course a pert bum does not thee man make. It would be hard to compensate for that mullet.