Tuesday, November 07, 2006

How to turn sexy...


into a freaking mess in two easy steps.
1st dye hair colour of marmalade.
2nd- wear horrible shapeless lumpy dress
And voila you have... Oh Scarlett, frankly my dear I do give a damn.
Back tomorrow. Ciao. Hope the bloody M50 isn't backed up...

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:16 a.m.

    The M50 is ALWAYS backed up... go through town if at all possible from 7-10am and from 4-7pm.
    I reckon Scarlet's just uncomfortable with her beauty and uglys up on a regular basis. This is some wankers 'interpretation' of classical Greek statue garb... yeeeeuch! Enjoy Londinium.

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  2. And to think I thought she was cute when I watched "Lost in Translation" and "Girl With a Pearl Earring"

    How wrong could I have been? I'll never look at her in the same way again

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  3. And to think that they said Classical Greek Heroin Chic was so over.

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  4. Anonymous11:06 a.m.

    My eyes, they burn.

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  5. Anonymous11:47 a.m.

    Look at those Bajungas! God I hope she doesn't turn into another Hollywood stick.

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  6. Anonymous5:22 p.m.

    Just plain awful. How to make sow's ear from a silk purse.

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  7. Anonymous6:50 p.m.

    Fire that worthless stylist immediately Scarlett!! Or go send him/her to work on those Olsen Twitletts where some good might be done!

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  8. Anonymous7:53 p.m.

    Yep, the dress is too small/the wrong shape and destroys the appearance of her fine mamajookas. Above the neck doesn't work either.

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  9. Come on, guys, this isn't that bad. Not when you look at the daily disasters over at "Go Fug Yourself." This is so mild! Sure, the dress is awful, the hair is...what IS it, exactly? And sure she was going for the 30's starlet thing and missed the mark. But hey, she's not wearing leg warmers, formal shorts, or letting her lady bits hang out. And for that, we should be grateful.

    I say "nice try, Scarlett. But you can do better."

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