4 months after getting married, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock citing winkle rot or beaver fatigue or sheer boredom or some such. I was stunned to hear this. I mean sometimes you just don't see 'em coming, you know?
Cigar envy is a terrible thing... it can eat away at a man, especially when it's considered unpatriotic to smoke Cohibas. Doubtless it got so as he couldn't satisfy Pam's needs, especially since she'd been manhandled by Borat...
I reckon they sobered up. If they'd just stayed sloshed they could have lived happily together 'til a ripe old age, my gamma did that with second husband. Hardly a day went by when they weren't mildly three sheets to the wind and quite happy.
Aw I'm actually sorry for them, I adore Kid Rock, I know I know he's all trashy and everything but maybe that's what appeals. Pammie is a sad case but there's something kid of cool about her too in a totally fucked up way. Anyway I was rooting for them and I'm sorry they didn't make it.
tsk. It was such an elegant and tasteful wedding, too.
ReplyDeleteOh well.
Cigar envy is a terrible thing... it can eat away at a man, especially when it's considered unpatriotic to smoke Cohibas. Doubtless it got so as he couldn't satisfy Pam's needs, especially since she'd been manhandled by Borat...
ReplyDeletewhat's a winkle?
ReplyDeleteI reckon they sobered up. If they'd just stayed sloshed they could have lived happily together 'til a ripe old age, my gamma did that with second husband. Hardly a day went by when they weren't mildly three sheets to the wind and quite happy.
ReplyDeleteAw I'm actually sorry for them, I adore Kid Rock, I know I know he's all trashy and everything but maybe that's what appeals. Pammie is a sad case but there's something kid of cool about her too in a totally fucked up way. Anyway I was rooting for them and I'm sorry they didn't make it.
ReplyDeleteBoliath, you are such a romantic.
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