Saturday, January 06, 2007

Dita Von Teese...


has come cleanly to her senses. She is divorcing Marilyn Manson a year after their lavish wedding here on the ould sod. I was shocked. No really stunned indeed. Gorgeous burlesque intelligent woman, marries a man who wears more make up then her? It was never going to last. I bet he used up all her Deep Red no 6 too.
Oh well, another one bites the dust.
Or was dusted.
Who knows, shrug.

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    A chance! An opening. The lovely Dita getting unhitched. Mazza out of the picture and the path clear for yours truly to make his move.

    I'm pretty certain that all this time with eccentric rock stars will mean she's in the market for an average-looking bloke in his thirties who's putting in the effort on developing a rather fetching paunch.

    Now, I just need to persuade Mrs. JimmyPagesTrousers that it's for the best. Wish me luck.

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  2. Good luck with that sir, I'm sure she's also on the look out for a chap who isn't fond of wearing prosthetic boobies too.

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  3. Anonymous5:45 p.m.

    Damn! Foiled at every turn.

    Don't leave the toilet seat up... Don't leave hairs in the sink... Don't wear prosthetic boobies.

    I'll never understand women.

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