From today's indendent.
"A LORRY-load of Cadbury chocolate bars worth around £140,000 (€212,000) has been stolen by thieves.
The trailer full of Cadbury chocolate Flake bars was towed away from outside a dairy in West Lancashire in England.
Police believe a white Scania tractor unit was used to take the container of flakes from outside Fredericks Dairies on Siding Lane, near Kirby."
This should be easy to solve, just wait a few weeks and watch for known gangsters piling on the pounds. Also they are probabaly women.
Did I ever mention I'm not a big chocolate fan. This fact alone is almost enough to have me permanently barred from the 'we are women' club.
Right, I'm heading into town for a birthday lunch, don't wait up. Well, Sam, you can wait up, you can type and handle your hooch, I am in awe.
Yeah... it was me... I confess... opened an ice-cream business but after the initial investment had no money left for the flakes for my 99s! ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt must be the American in me, but when I hear "chocolate flake" I think of brownish dandruff, yuck.
ReplyDelete"Did I ever mention I'm not a big chocolate fan.. This fact alone is almost enough to have me permanently barred from the 'we are women' club."
ReplyDeleteThank God, I really think you are the only other woman I know of who thinks this. I too do not have an orgasm at the thought of some chocolate. I don't get the chocolate thing at all.
I'm don't like chocolate either, it's just a cliche. I love crisps though. Hula Hoops, Scampi Fries, Salt n Linekar, whatevs.
ReplyDeleteI like chocolate but sometimes I just want a nice wine gum.
ReplyDeleteI prefer crisps to chocolate too. Not that I mind chocolate, but I eat it very seldom and I never have cravings for it. Thank God there is ONE unhealthy thing in life I can say No to! (..always look at the bright side of life, tra la, tra lalalala)
ReplyDeleteI reckon someone just took the lorry for a twirl...
ReplyDeleteIt was me.
ReplyDeleteI have just woken up from my after birthday lunch sleepies. GOd dammit. I thought it was tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I constantly have cravings for all of the above. Does this make me more of a woman?
ReplyDeleteYep. you're just over flowing.
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmm, crisps.
ReplyDeleteand cheese, and i'm so god damned awake.
I would be tempted to take a lorry of fresh from the factory Tayto - yumm
ReplyDeleteI used to make crisp sambos when I was younger, mmmmmm, white bread, lashings of butter, packet of tayto..mmmmmmm.
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