OhmiGod, I just read on Dlisted the Carrot-top is to be in the next series of the Surreal Life. It's like God (so sorry big guy about the 'evolution' gag, my bad) saw that I was miffed today and decided to put cheer back into my black heart.
Yeaaaaaaaay!
It's not even Friday!! It's Wednesday, a mandated safe-day on fmc. I'm phoning the UN. You've gone too far this time, baby. Expect the Blue Helmets at midnight.
ReplyDeleteWhat the--
ReplyDeleteDitto, Sam.
I looked at this and said "but it's not Friday!"
But Chumlies, who could wait a whole two days to announce such news?
ReplyDeleteCarrot-top live! IN COLOUR!
With the talking and the moving, I swear, I feel most feverish, I bet he'll be semi-naked a lot, oooooo, I bet he'll do weights that makes his peach darken and his veins go a poppin'! his curls will bobble and crackle!
He might even jiggle his pink pecs on air...swoon.
Dear God!
ReplyDeleteRevised: Expect the Blue Helmets in white coats at midnight
Oh, I thought I was safe checking your blog on a Wednesday night. It's Wednesday, right?!? Not Friday?
ReplyDeleteI'm soooo with Sam P-C-B on the first comment!
(fortunately though, I have a fair bit of wine in my veins at the time of writing this, so it numbs the shock ;)
wow, i had no idea he was still alive, sugar!
ReplyDelete*snickering*
Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteMe wonder if me could get farther in life if me change me name to "Blueberry-Top."
Now now, ladies, I feel you all protest too much. Admit it, the ginger flavour has you drooling for more bite, it's okay, you can admit it here, you're safe here.
ReplyDeleteGet a visor Monstee, a visor and some curlers and you're good to go.
Have you no shame? And on a wednesday too. The paramour has my every sympathy.
ReplyDelete"Have you no shame?"
ReplyDeleteNone!