Dinosaurs never existed. What so-called palaeontologists have been digging up are actually sculptures made by our ancestors about 9,500 years ago. They were trying to warn their children about the devil and chose to represent him this way.
Conan, our ancestors put the dinosaurs there? My information is that it was the devil wot dunnut. And the earth is obviously not 10,000 years old - that's patently ridiculous and nowhere near the truth - 4500 yo. For it is written.
That is the funniest thing I've seen since...well, since the Homer Simpson Chalk Man!
ReplyDeleteToo many gaps, my fat white evolved arse.
The earth is only 10,000 years old y'know.
ReplyDeleteChrist - only 10,000 years old? I have had hangovers that lasted longer.
ReplyDeleteDinosaurs never existed. What so-called palaeontologists have been digging up are actually sculptures made by our ancestors about 9,500 years ago. They were trying to warn their children about the devil and chose to represent him this way.
ReplyDeleteWell my muslim friend nearly had a heart attack when I said I beleived in Evolution. So you you used to be a monkey they asked ...
ReplyDeleteNo I said but by Mother was a big fan..
Me and my friend used to do their walk a lot, what dorks we were.
ReplyDeleteConan, our ancestors put the dinosaurs there? My information is that it was the devil wot dunnut. And the earth is obviously not 10,000 years old - that's patently ridiculous and nowhere near the truth - 4500 yo. For it is written.
ReplyDeleteThe Garden of Eden is in Garyvard as well.
You blaspheme against the flying spaghetti monster who made us all with his noodly appendages.
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