Now, if some irked Garda wants to prove me completely wrong about them being not exactly stellar in their physiques, he too may provide topless photos and I will be happy to judge most carefully.
Yeah that's right girls. Trouble is while youse are hingin' out the windy screamin' blue murder cos you've put the chip pan up, miladdo here is oiling his pecs and looking in the mirror, the vain gay bastard. Bring back the pudgy firemen with their hatchets and smelly jackets, at least they stopped posing long enough to answer the alarm calls.
Ah loosen your nipple clamps and have a kir. You know you're always a toots in these parts. Say, what about sending me a topless photo of you? You could wear a kilt for the laugh, maybe balance a distressed looking lamb on your shoulder for effect? Wotcha reckon? I'll post it up and we can proceed to diss the fireman for not measuring up to your wanton charms.
Whilst i agress he is very easy on the eye I am vaguely suspicious...he could well be one of the absolutely- gorgeous-until-he-starts-to-speak members of our species.
This is true laughykate, but let us not think of that, let us just gaze upon his abs in awed silence. Manuel, when you have charm-like you do-abs are optional.
A definite yes! Cor!
ReplyDeleteNow, if some irked Garda wants to prove me completely wrong about them being not exactly stellar in their physiques, he too may provide topless photos and I will be happy to judge most carefully.
ReplyDeleteWell bend me over and call me rover he is finger lickingly fabulous.
ReplyDeletePaass the cheese.
ReplyDeleteYeah that's right girls.
ReplyDeleteTrouble is while youse are hingin' out the windy screamin' blue murder cos you've put the chip pan up, miladdo here is oiling his pecs and looking in the mirror, the vain gay bastard.
Bring back the pudgy firemen with their hatchets and smelly jackets, at least they stopped posing long enough to answer the alarm calls.
Ah loosen your nipple clamps and have a kir. You know you're always a toots in these parts.
ReplyDeleteSay, what about sending me a topless photo of you? You could wear a kilt for the laugh, maybe balance a distressed looking lamb on your shoulder for effect?
Wotcha reckon? I'll post it up and we can proceed to diss the fireman for not measuring up to your wanton charms.
A bit too muscle-y for me, but I see the appeal. He's like a butch Beckham. Like his haircut.
ReplyDeleteI second the request for a kilted, topless photo of Ack.
ReplyDeleteCome on, Docky. Pecs ooot for the lasses!
Whilst i agress he is very easy on the eye I am vaguely suspicious...he could well be one of the absolutely- gorgeous-until-he-starts-to-speak members of our species.
ReplyDeletewe are more than eye candy you know. We have feelings and emotions too.
ReplyDeleteThis works best if you know me, all over weight and bald....
This is true laughykate, but let us not think of that, let us just gaze upon his abs in awed silence.
ReplyDeleteManuel, when you have charm-like you do-abs are optional.
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