Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Keira Knightly flogs Atonement in Venice. Scares Fatcats.



Now, I know she gets hella angry if anyone suggest she might not eat a lot, so I"m going to be super careful here lest she arrive and batter me with her jaw bone. But really, could she have picked any less flattering a dress? She looks like Miss Havisham.
And in slightly related news I"m reading Atonement right this second, how serendipitous is that?

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:30 am

    She looks as if she's auditioning for the next Dracula adaptation. Find a pic of her in Bend it like Beckham and post it up to compare. The movie biz is eating her alive, literally.

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  2. Anonymous12:00 pm

    She is pretty and seems relatively normal, I liked the interview in the Sunday's Independent.

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  3. Didn't see it, the dress is still yack.

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  4. Anonymous1:04 pm

    That's one of those American dresses - one yank and it's off.

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  5. Maybe she's got a worm.

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  6. Look like a shroud, really.
    I'm guessing she's on one meal a day. I saw Marcia Cross interviewed around 2 years ago and she said that she has a weird job because she gets paid to not eat and that women in the industry all lived on yogurt and granola bars. Ditto for KK.

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  7. Anonymous3:16 pm

    I could happily live on yoghurt and granola bars.

    If they were chocolate yoghurts. And chocolate granola bars.

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  8. She always looks like she could do with a lick of a wash cloth to me, and a brush through her hair, and a sandwich, maybe some yorkshire pudding with gravy...and mushy peas.

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  9. Anonymous4:14 pm

    Anorectic hair is completely lifeless. You need pancakes, not panthene, to bring it back to life.

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  10. Anonymous4:34 pm

    I'm a big fan - I think she looks utterly gorgeous, ethereally beautiful, angelic etc. and I love the wispy dress! Wish I had those liquid dark haunted eyes.

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  11. Never seen the attraction of female bodies that look like pubescent boys. But that's just me.

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  12. That's sunken darling, not haunted.
    Kim, me neither.
    Conan, mmmmpancakes and syrup. I've just had the dryest chicken imaginable. Really.

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  13. Anonymous5:03 pm

    Shebah I am in agreement I like her, she seems quite respectable, you don’t see her getting her tits out for the lads and the likes. A more traditional actress and that can’t be a bad thing. FMC jealously gets you everywhere so press on.

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  14. But she was totally naked on the cover of Vanity Fair. Anyway each to their own, I heard she was terrific in Atonement, so doff doff.

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  15. Anonymous5:42 pm

    OMG that was for charity, you had better get yourself a nice mini and some red shoes, your going to hell little missy! Look at her preparing for that even without make up she is fabulous!

    http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/video/2006/03/keira_video200603

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  16. ....hmmmm, I have the red shoes....

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