Holy Jasus!! I am frightened for the people who will think that this is great, there will be a lot of them, mostly people who thoroughly enjoyed the book, the poor bastards!
Am I the only one who finds a dead boyfriend sending letters from the grave telling her what to do again and again not only creepy, but also reeking of male privilege? It's like, dude, you're dead. Leave her alone.
Oh it's too terrible for words. Dead or alive that accent is killing me. Andraste, begob, and how's she cuttin'? Be the hokey, I hope yer not feelin' to bad now tonight?
What a steaming pile of absolutely unwatchable, pointless shite'n'innards that was. I barely made it through the trailer. How in the hell did they get Kathy Bates into it?
Mu-llah, sweetie. Lots and lots of Mullah. Sheeet I'd be in it if they offered me mullah. I'd even do a high pitched fake American accent. I could be form Yonkers or Alabama or somewhere, believe me, if I was doing a 'mercian accent I'd be from all over the states.
Haha!! Bethehokey!! Brilliant! I hadtotally forgotton about that word. FMC I am scared that there will be shortage of tissues in the country when all the wans go to see it because it just like totally pulled at their like, heartstings and stuff, stock up now, I'm telling ya! Bejaney!
I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum...
Ah shure now arent you the great wan for the auld jokes altogether and isnt the day long enough betimes without me adding to the length of it resting my whisht lookin at the likes of them entermatainments and fillums and the like and wasn't I only after saying th'other day there aren't enough hours in the day for óchóning and wringing me hands and despairing at the state of the worrald and it gone mad altogether for the want of religion and dacent prieshts to put you in fear of your own mortal end but shure there's no use complaining and annyway wasn't there a perfectly good shtory about an aul widow woman and her dead husband played by Eamon Devalera, I mean Alan Rickshaw, who was in that durty fillum about the Big Fella with that gurl Julia whatshername was it Stevenson no that was the wan in the other fillum whose husband was dead.... annyway, where was I?
Every single actor involved in that abomination is being extraordinarily renditioned...except for Butler.....we have something quite horrific arranged for him.
How do I put this?
ReplyDeleteBleeuurrrghhhh.
What a trainwreck.
T'ta t'tee, shure what are ya sayin' shure tis exactly de way us oirish are all de toime.
ReplyDeleteHoly Jasus!! I am frightened for the people who will think that this is great, there will be a lot of them, mostly people who thoroughly enjoyed the book, the poor bastards!
ReplyDeleteOh Bab, don't you just know there will be tears and all sorts.
ReplyDeleteYeesh.
ReplyDeleteLoife is changin' Luv.
Begorrah.
Am I the only one who finds a dead boyfriend sending letters from the grave telling her what to do again and again not only creepy, but also reeking of male privilege? It's like, dude, you're dead. Leave her alone.
ReplyDeleteOh it's too terrible for words. Dead or alive that accent is killing me.
ReplyDeleteAndraste, begob, and how's she cuttin'? Be the hokey, I hope yer not feelin' to bad now tonight?
JAY-sis, Cat, sure 'n my liver is sufferin' but oi'll sorvoive.
ReplyDeleteFMC, I don't think that's the trailer, I reckon that must be the whole film. Still seems a bit long and drawn out though.
ReplyDelete'Clare t'god bender, shureI cain't understan' divila word yer sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWhat a steaming pile of absolutely unwatchable, pointless shite'n'innards that was. I barely made it through the trailer. How in the hell did they get Kathy Bates into it?
ReplyDeleteMu-llah, sweetie. Lots and lots of Mullah.
ReplyDeleteSheeet I'd be in it if they offered me mullah. I'd even do a high pitched fake American accent. I could be form Yonkers or Alabama or somewhere, believe me, if I was doing a 'mercian accent I'd be from all over the states.
Haha!! Bethehokey!! Brilliant! I hadtotally forgotton about that word. FMC I am scared that there will be shortage of tissues in the country when all the wans go to see it because it just like totally pulled at their like, heartstings and stuff, stock up now, I'm telling ya! Bejaney!
ReplyDeletejesus christ that made me cry... my retinas feel burned and forever scarred just by watching it.
ReplyDeleteand there's a book, too?
goddamn this country, i'm leaving for another!
Suck it up ladies, it's gonna be EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeleteI"m turning in, night.
I'm sorry. From now on I will trust my better judgement and not be curious and want to see things I know I shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteI hope to god that it doesn't get too big here and so I won't be exposed to all that horribleness.
I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum... I'm not looking, dum de dum ti dum...
ReplyDeleteBut you must! There are oirish accents in it!
ReplyDeleteAh shure now arent you the great wan for the auld jokes altogether and isnt the day long enough betimes without me adding to the length of it resting my whisht lookin at the likes of them entermatainments and fillums and the like and wasn't I only after saying th'other day there aren't enough hours in the day for óchóning and wringing me hands and despairing at the state of the worrald and it gone mad altogether for the want of religion and dacent prieshts to put you in fear of your own mortal end but shure there's no use complaining and annyway wasn't there a perfectly good shtory about an aul widow woman and her dead husband played by Eamon Devalera, I mean Alan Rickshaw, who was in that durty fillum about the Big Fella with that gurl Julia whatshername was it Stevenson no that was the wan in the other fillum whose husband was dead.... annyway, where was I?
ReplyDeleteTruly Madly Deeply! Love that film, love it to bestsy.
ReplyDeleteGod damn it, I've to go to the gym now and have no time to go through my film collection.
Every single actor involved in that abomination is being extraordinarily renditioned...except for Butler.....we have something quite horrific arranged for him.
ReplyDeleteP.S.I love you II
Huzzah for people with actual weapons!
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