Good fucking god, I'm warning you all now, if you're eating or are slightly squeamish DO NOT look at the following. I am neither and it made my face go funny in disgust. Chumlie and all round pus-whore Twenty Major sent it. Now I must put some of my pre-planned evening to one side while I search for something to make him sick, cute bunnies kissing on cuteoverload.com maybe.
HahHee!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was kinda funny.
Cut his head off and burn it before that infection spreads.
Ack.
eeeewwwwwww!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou convinced me - I didn't look.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that?? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell did that happen to him in the first place?
ReplyDeleteAw Kim, no! Look, no really, make up a sammich with loads of Helmans in it and take a gander.
ReplyDeleteThat miss Sam is a VELLY good question, I mean we have to ask, did he not notice the fist like growth? Did it not hurt? DId he still go about in public?
ReplyDeleteWhat the blue blazes WAS it though????????
ReplyDeleteI don't know, some of infection? Tape worm? Alien?
ReplyDeleteFrom looking at the close up before I played it, I thought it was a penis. Only a massive infection would produce that much pus. Better hope it doesn't spread to the brain.
ReplyDeleteOh and the Helman's comment made me spit out my tea, FMC. Hah.
WHY DID I DO THAT? You told me not to, but uh uh, did I listen? No. I just had to look. I want to vomit. Oh, that's right, his face already did. Initially i thought it was someone wanting to show off how good they were at the artisty of make up. But no, I think that type of thing is the result of large amounts of recreational A class drug use. Heard of it before - and she said 'It's much bigger than my worm.' Still want to vomit, and have to say that my appetite has (not so mysteriously) disappeared.
ReplyDeleteI told ya...
ReplyDeletegood gawwwwwwdddddddddd
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Far too early in the mornin to be subjected to that, FMC.
ReplyDeleteNow where did i put that bucket... blluuuggghhhh.
Ah! Admit it though, you couldn't look away.
ReplyDeleteFMC: In keeping with the tradition of this fair city - I aint admittin nafin!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely could not look away.
ReplyDeleteFirstly, though, that is a SERIOUS infection and he should have seen a doctor and gotten some antibiotics.
Secondly, you have to give him some props for dealing with it, not passing out, and then POSTING IT ON THE INTERNET.
But really...that wasn't just an infection, that was something living in his face. I'm sure of it.
I was almost convinced, then I read a few more of the comments and am really glad I didn't click on the play button
ReplyDeleteFMC, I made Mr. M watch it (after dinner naturally) and he kept scrolling up and down to get the picture out of view. I screamed NOOOOOO and told him he had to watch it. So funny.
ReplyDeleteYou know you wanna, Kim.
ReplyDeleteMedbh! Poor mister M. You are wicked.
Now to watch Dangerous Liaisons for the mumphty mumptht time, in jammies no less. Oh social life, how are ye?
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