So Britney's baby sister Jamie Lynne is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child and her mother, parent extraordinaire Lynne Spears, expresses surprise.
A fat cat has to ask, how surprised can you really be when you allow your 16 YEAR OLD child to have a 19 YEAR OLD live in boyfriend.
What the fuck is it with that? And didn't Lynne Spears write a book on parenting a while back? Jesus, that would be like me writing a book on spiritulism.
Cheers Michael
Technically, given the way the family trend's going, Jamie Lynne could be a granny at 32.
ReplyDeleteJeeeesus. ANd a great gamma at 48. I thought 16 was under the legal age of consent in the US, am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteI know nothing of the Spears family history - where is the girls' father?
ReplyDeleteI think it is very appropriate for the time of year, myself. Remember that Our Lady was only 12 (possibly 11), when she was insperminated by God.
ReplyDeleteinsperminated - heh.
ReplyDeleteSo her mom let the bofriend move in but never had a chit-chat about the Pill? As long as they're earning and paying her she lets them do as they like.
ReplyDeleteSad.
You can take a billy out of the hills, and give her money and fame, but in the end, she's still a hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteApparently she-the mother- expected Jamie to show better judgement than to get pregnant. Because we all know how 16 year old children are supposed to automatically know everything about life and base every action on that knowledge.
ReplyDeleteThe legal age of consent varies state to state, but none are lower than 16, I think. In the case of a 16-year-old and a 19-year-old, it's possible (but not probable) to prosecute for statutory rape, since one partner is over 18. I think in a borderline situation like this, it has more to do with whether parents want to bring charges, and apparently they don't.
ReplyDeleteThe mother's book on parenting (for a Christian publisher) has been indefinitely pushed back.
ReplyDeleteDid you see that Lily Allen is pregnant too? They've been together for ages though - since September - so that's alright.
I just saw that. And he's 37 to her 22. I gotta say if my 22 year got pregnant with her 37 boyfriend of 3 months I'd be wielding a ferocious swing lopping sword about. But then I'm old fashioned that way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wanted a new accessory? Babies are the new chihuahuas... dogs are so last year.
ReplyDeletePlus you can leave dogs when you want to go off and have a good time and hang about in nightclubs and coffee joints....oh no wait, if you're a Spears you can do that with the baybees too.
ReplyDeleteOh cry cry, I should go for a run now, but it's sooo chillllly.
Erm excuse me I have a little question, tis all very terrible the whole Spears thing clearly the mother has an awful lot to answer for. Anywho, do you wear a hat when you go running inside my ears gets so cold and the pain is horrid, is this hat wearing businsess common place for winter runners?
ReplyDeleteOh a hat for sure, otherwise I freeze. And gloves now too, especially at night, and a bright yellow workman's security vest over the whole shebang. I look a fright, but better safe than sorry.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me you are taking the piss out of me with the jacket. Cheers anywho.
ReplyDeleteer, I'm not, I don't want to get a wallop of a car. Who gives a shit what it looks like? It's reflective.
ReplyDeleteIn fact I'll be wearing just that in another ten minutes.
O right I usually run in residential area's a bit late in the year for parks and things so don't need the jacket. I wear the Hansen thermo shit so don't be cold it's just me ears the fucktards this never happened to me before I'll have to go with a gay hat.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't someone slip Brit-brit's judge a tenner so that one of her conditions for visitation rights of her sons be NO MORE BREEDING, extended family included, for a period no shorter than ten years.
ReplyDeletethe swans can see you coming a mile off, beware
ReplyDeleteThose filthy pecking hissing bastids. How I fear them. I had a cracker of a run tonight, a 15k gawking at christmas lights/trees poodle. Nice. I do like running in the cold, even if I complain about leaving the warm house.
ReplyDeleteWhere I live you need to wear a hi-viz 24-7, not just after dark and even on weekend mornings. The speeding bastards never let up.
ReplyDeletePuts the sh1ts up some of them when they come hammering through the 60 zone at 90 and see what they think is a cop. More rubber on my road than in Playboy's props department.
Listening to the sort of things her mum says explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteIndeed BBB, it really does. She's a disgrace.
ReplyDeleteSneezy, they're brilliant aren't they? You really need to be visible around here too, especially in Winter.
ah, reflective running gear. on top of it, i've a red, lighted collar for the dog that can be seen a mile away. you'd think it would cause vehicles to slow down or at least take notice... but not in these parts. montana is apparently still the land of the lawless.
ReplyDeleteMontana! Awesome. Aren't you allowed to drink and drive there, and have rifles racked behind the seat of your pick up?
ReplyDelete(I may be indulging in a whiff of stereotyping here, but blame james Lee Burke)
Not to sound stupid ,but this girl lived across the street.She drank beer ,and wine all the time.I thought she was 15 or 16.I thought she was short 4 her age.I turns out she was 8.I found out this 1 week after i found out she was peragnet.
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