A while back I did a piece on this fine fellow
For about a week I went about scottifying all manner of things, then I got distracted and I forgot about poor old Scott.
But huzzah! There I was blithering about during my lunch break, reading some mindless gossip as I scoffed a chiken wrap when what should I stumble over only this
Eeeeeee. I love it, the poses, the tan, the Magnum, the never cracking a hint of expression, the No1-ism, the clothes. It's unreal, it's beyond parody. It's it's well it's Scott again.
Don't ever change Scott, the world needs you, not for the reason you think, but for other reason you couldn't even begin to possibly fathom.
He has Scottified my wednesday, why not let him Scottify yours.
How can you scoff at Scott? Dontcha know he's No. 1?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't dream of scoffing at Scotty, that man is camera ready 365 (!) days a years, top that. I couldn't.
ReplyDeleteIntense.
ReplyDeleteWell, it looks like he's having the guy standing next to him...and testosterone; yes, lots of testosterone.
ReplyDeleteOh my sainted aunt. He needs to unclench... :D
ReplyDeletePhoto-ready, maybe for an ad for ex-lax!
Eeeeewwwwwww....
ReplyDeleteAnd again...eeeewwwwww....
I'd love to know where a man (teehehehe) like that drinks... what pub could fit an ego like that through the door?
ReplyDeleteSW, my thoughts were moderately similar, but along the lines of "I would hate to be stuck in a pub sitting at the same table as him". But not for the reasons he thinks I would hate it.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he is trying to do Zoolander's "Blue Steel" pose.
ReplyDeletePouty lips. Hard stare.
It's all there.
But he's so pec-ular. Y'alls just be hatin' on his perfection and permanent state of readiness.
ReplyDelete365 day a year!
Yes, he definitely needs a good glassing.
ReplyDeleteOh now, you're just green with envy I can tell. He's got Magnum down pat. Just because you won't wax your filthy beard and think 360 days is plenty of days to be photo shoot ready.
ReplyDeletewow
ReplyDeleteIf only I could be ready 365 days a year
Oh Sprite, me too, but I feel we mortals can but gaze upon such Number One with hallowed awe.
ReplyDeleteEw he's icky.
ReplyDeleteOh and congrats on the nomination, you ol' popculturist, you! x
ReplyDeleteEven his cheek (face) muscles are flexed! look at that - now who here knew it was possible to flex your cheek (face) muscles so?
ReplyDeleteThis dude's face is like a leather handbag from all the tanning.
ReplyDeleteYack.
Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest douche bags walking. If I saw him, I'd have to laugh.
Poor guy, looks like he has a sinus infection...
ReplyDeleteCheers EM!
ReplyDeleteHis face is rather odd looking, but I'm betting he practiced and practiced that look until it was jussst so. Can you imagine hoe long it must take Scotty here to get ready in the morning? Can you imagine his routine? Can you imagine what Scotty thinks. No? ME neither.
For sheesh! I feel like they're peering out and trying to search my soul for the dumbbells they mislaid earlier.
ReplyDeleteI want to tell them I did it! 'Twas me who knicked their dumb blarsted bells!
And congratulations on your nommy, sweetheart! Hearty congratulations.
I just saw your nomination too - congrats :)
ReplyDeleteYou've got my vote, for sure!
And hey - if you keep Scotty and Carrot Top on as regular features, there is no contest, really, is there!?
Cheers dahlings, and Miss Sam I see you too are listed, most excellent.
ReplyDeleteCheers, darlin' but I'm not Irish see. Devin was a dear sweet doll of a gal for including me in your number and nominating me and it really made my day to see my blog listed there with all of you amazing bloggers, but at the end of the day my closest Irish connection was a great great grandpa in the way-back when and I just don't think that cuts it. I'd feel like an imposter so I've asked them to remove my name.
ReplyDeleteSo many bloody good Irish blogs, I really hope these are the beginnings of a whole new tradition in Irish writing. You lot definitely have a way about you with the words.
Hell if having grandpappys of yore work for our football team....
ReplyDeleteHis chest looks like two of those round bread rolls that are still stuck together, painted with Ronseal Quick Drying Varnish. Yock!
ReplyDelete365 days?? please tell me this is a leap year and some day soon he will implode
ReplyDeleteHe looks constipated to me.
ReplyDeleteBut then, what would I know?
But he's so shiny and...pouty. He's number one you know, how many of you can say THAT?*
ReplyDelete* I want to be number 7, I feel its a good inner chi number.
Are those breast implants he's sporting?
ReplyDeleteI wanna be #13 and hang comfortably near the back. I'm hardly ever camera ready, btw.
"Oi, Scott. Show us yer tits*"
ReplyDelete*Can you say "tits" here?
Why has he had his buttocks grafted to his chest?
ReplyDeleteAnd Stipes - it is a leap year. Yippee!
Ramon you can indeed.
ReplyDeleteI imagine those puppies are real. It must be exhausting to stay flexed 365 days a year, no wonder his face looks so swollen.
Apologies for posting a link FMC, but his site is even more ridiculous...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.scottalexander.tv/
remove it if ya want.
Good lord no Sheepie, that's a keeper.
ReplyDeleteTotally gross.
ReplyDeleteGrossly Number One though.
ReplyDeleteinteresting post. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you know that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.
ReplyDeletequite interesting read. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you know that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.
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