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posted by fatmammycat at 11:23 a.m.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if you do have the misfortune to stumble upon my dreadful site, please allow me to direct you all post haste to Twenty Major, a witty raconteur an all round bad egg and possible lunatic, and then perhaps when you have had your fill please feel free to browse on over to Emerald Bile, two fellow Irish bile spewing crapulent sages. Enjoy.
Cont. from Harry Hutton.
I follow a non faith based philosophy, but for all you know, I might have been beaten by fucking Jesuits and therefore suffer from periodic psychotic episodes where public apologies to a deity are a way of coping.
Old Albert said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, he was right, which means there’s no dice or no God. (in the common understanding of the word)
Modern physics suggests there isn’t much in the way of free will (as we understand it) either. The quantum people can sort that one out.
All that remains then in my system, is the world as physically perceived with pleasant excursions into the irrational, the abstract and the emotional. Which let’s face it isn’t all that bad. I am a sarcastic bastard but I was genuine in my support of your views against the knob Cranston, it was just foolish for me to quote Melville’s Ahab that’s all.
Anyway, acquisitive consumerism has thankfully replaced Religion in the west. For example, I have three hotshot graduate trainees who came with the optional ram packs fitted to the back of their heads. They like their mortgages, their company Audis, the company travel and why the fuck not?
What should I do? Bellow in their open honest faces;
“Your chains are invisible!”?
They’re not daft, they know, but this is as good as it gets, for us anyway.
I hope you’re not annoyed with me chasing you round the ether like some pervy electronic stalker, but believe me, as a rational man of science it would be impossible for me to become besotted or fall in love with a series of symbols on a screen.
The mere thought,
Ok it’s possible, but the likelihood is so remote,
I mean
I mean the idea that a scientist
Apart from Noreen of course, and Annie, and Maud probably and there might be a faint adolescent thing about Harry that I really don’t want to think about.
Ever.
I had to create a godam account!
My lunchbreak's gone.
Calm down Doc, you'll give yourself scurvy or rickets or some such. I didn't see this until now because I spent vast wasted tracts of time fighting with those sexist douchebags at Vox Populi-an oxymoron if I ever saw one- yesterday. In hindsight I suppose I should have been working but there you go. Then I went out and got remarkably drunk last night.
Now please, feel free, stalk away. Oh my, I just saw that picture that Hutton posted. I must send it on to Gerry Faldwell and ask 'howja like them apples.'
C'mon FMC, when are you going to post a picture of those ankles (or the kippers for that matter)?
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
BEST OF COMMENTERS.
AND A GOOD NEW YEAR TOO.
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Happy New Year FMC!
I don't know whether you read any of your comments. If not, then you will probably pick up this message on some of the other sites you frequent anyway. However, a new online comic strip – Blunt Cogs – is underway and could star you, if you want to create a cartoon version of yourself and/or fancy writing a strip or 2. Visit http://bluntcogs.blogspot.com/ for more details
I do Beardy, I got it, thanks.
Maurice Fisher is a cunt. He fucking gets everywhere with his whiney "ppplllleeeeaaaasssseeee look at my site! I have no friends of my own". Fucking arse-spillage that he is. I think we should all go over there and steal his chairs. That'll learn 'im!
Fatmammycat, there’s a bit I keep reading and it’s the exchange between mally and barney right back at the start, when Mally is leaving after his superior and hes tying to get the last word. I’ve read it twenty times now and it’s still the best bit. Love ackkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I dont know what happened to the k button
Thanks docky, what larks, eh?
Binty, that cartoon made me laugh out loud-while drinking coffee-which was not pretty. Yoghurt weaving indeed.
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Thanks docky, what larks, eh? Binty, that cartoon made me laugh out loud-while drinking coffee-which was not pretty. Yoghurt weaving indeed.
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