Thank god for the current trend in cute, flap pumps. Legend footwear for standing in a horrible packed pub on a Saturday night (shoes saved me from not punching someone last night) as I got shoved around and had my feet trod on a million times.
And if you found yourself in a camping situation they could double very nicely as tin openers for your beans. Somebody was really thinking when he made these.
Amazing, are they metal? Now thats what i'd call weapons of mass destruction..
ReplyDeleteYup, they're metal, the chap who made them wanted to recreate shoes as perfect suit of armour. Aren't they something?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, I'd be killed walking in them.
ReplyDeleteThank god for the current trend in cute, flap pumps. Legend footwear for standing in a horrible packed pub on a Saturday night (shoes saved me from not punching someone last night) as I got shoved around and had my feet trod on a million times.
Yes but if someone stood on you in these you wouldn't feel a thing. Notice the spurs Sinéad, the spurs! You could slice and dice at your leisure. Them pushy dame would soon learn to get the hell oughta yer way. Gotta run now, we are off to Sunday dinner at my mother's house.
ReplyDeleteSlice and dice at your leisure is right. And then afterwards? You could jump on a horse and invade France!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you found yourself in a camping situation they could double very nicely as tin openers for your beans. Somebody was really thinking when he made these.
ReplyDeleteThinking all right Miss Sam, thinking of playing horsey.
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