Tuesday, September 19, 2006
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- Skinny models.
- First yoga class!
- Kids in the paper.
- Rosy futures full of...
- More puppies!
- Dublin.
- Just like the old days, eh?
- Food, glorious food.
- Dickhead.
- Alcohol, consent and perceived opinion.
13 Comments:
Oh God please take that away FMC, I can't look at it!!
OH!
For the love of God, woman! Some of us haven't been to bed yet. I don't think this is the image that's going to soothe me out of my insomnia. Where's the gin? God help me.
How's your insomnia, Toots?
what an awesome talent to have at your disposal. think of the devastation you could wreak on the chap sitting next to you on the bus. i think i ate some bad SPINACH!!
Must have been a heavy night on the tiles!
Gross ain't it?
Insomnia coming to heel a bit Sam, up very early, waking at about 6 am, but I'm doing my level best to get up when I wake so that I fall asleep when I go to bed at night. Stopped drinking at night-even wine- and no coffee after 3pm. We'll see, but I seem to be getting a handle on it a bit.
OMG cat. you ARE withchild.
Finn, hahahaha, no.
Srpingfield you are spot on. Who sits there and says , 'shit I bet I can bug my eye right the way out with practice? Or, I bet I can swallow a condom and then pull it back out my nose. I saw that once in a nightclub. Vile.
TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION.
I've actually known a handful of guys over the years who did the whole in-through-the-nose-out-through-the-mouth thing with various things. Spaghetti and dental floss appear to have been favorites. Never once knew a girl who did it. Must be a dude thing, to do random disgusting things with one's body that others suspect may have some effect on one's health.
Why? WHY?
That's what we're asking!
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