Ouch
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Most sore today. But at least no one threw a pig at me. Although I may have been trampled by a herd of wildebeast.
"A US man in West Point, Mississippi, has been fined nearly $300 (€220) after throwing a pig at a hotel receptionist.
Kevin Pugh (20) admitted breaching the peace by tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express.
In a series of pranks, police also had reports of three other 'animal throwings' the same night, one featuring a pig, the others featuring possums.'
Ah yes, the heady delight of pig throwing, Rusell Crowe can keep his phone throwing, real men throw livestock.
"A US man in West Point, Mississippi, has been fined nearly $300 (€220) after throwing a pig at a hotel receptionist.
Kevin Pugh (20) admitted breaching the peace by tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express.
In a series of pranks, police also had reports of three other 'animal throwings' the same night, one featuring a pig, the others featuring possums.'
Ah yes, the heady delight of pig throwing, Rusell Crowe can keep his phone throwing, real men throw livestock.
posted by fatmammycat at 9:37 a.m.
12 Comments:
Poor pig!
I like pigs...
Did you hear that George Clooney's 19-year-old pet pig Max died recently..? Sad.
So did you dance on any tables last night? Any juicy stories to tell? Or were you all grown-up and well-behaved...?
I was as badly behaved as I have ever been, and I am almost too sick to type today. I am also burdened with The Great Shame.
Oh don't worry that will pass!
I promise.
Both sickness and shame. All part of the game.
The Great Shame just keep getting worse as the odd flashback slaps me on the kisser. Ohhhhhhh....dear.
we are both Saggies.... Happy Belated Birthday
So why don't you share your shame with us :) What are the flashbacks?
I'm sure you didn't do anything too bad, it's just the nature of hangovers to make everything worse and give you paranoia...
I know what I'm talking about here.
...or should I keep a close look on the news today..? ;)
Back at ya Ainelivia, any work on your poor cat yet?
Eva. I'm reliably informed I was drunker that a goat's arse last night and-for legal reasons-I should stay fairly silent on the actions of the night.
first. happy birthday
second a man's throwing a what now?
why?
Well, happy belated birthday, Cat! I see you're suffering the metaphysical hangover, compounded by the physical one.
Get thee to the fridge!
Grab thee some hair of the dog and some greasy, salty snacks!
Hie thee to the couch!
All will be better on the morrow...
I hope your right about that because right this minute I'm fairly certain I can hear the hooves of the four horsemen as they canter cheerily around my head.
I might indulge in a spot of Puddy rubbing and some gentle crying soon.
A bit late I know - disappear for a few days and the best bits of news get missed. Anyway - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You've survived another year!
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