Jade Goody.

For all my 'merican chums and folk who just don't really see what all the fuss is about, may I present to you the Sun's 'Face of Evil!' more eviler that Pol Pot, more racist than Stalin, less vegetarian that Hitler, more cruel than Cruella De VIlle, stabier than toothache, more nasty than chicken pox, more itchy than rosehips down a jumper, colder than a dog's nose on your bare arse, frostier than Prince in a titty bar, shallower than a puddle, messier than a co-eds dorm after spring break, viler than all the mass puppy shavers in Asia, stealer of babies' lolly pops...the one the only.......
JADE GOODY!