Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Mah Money's goin' on this one!!



AWESOME! This is what the eurovision should all about. The screaming, the wings, the camp ridiculousness of it all! Huzzah! Huzzah I say! Screw that Turkey. Bring me Cher, bring me Meatloaf, bring me the head of Bonnie Tyler, bring me more cough medicine and a phantom of the opera sammich.
Number one on Satdee, it has to be.

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:16 a.m.

    Bleee!

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  2. Heh- I KNOW you don't mean it. t'okay, I wonts tell anyone.

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  3. They have a good-versus-evil theme to their video. When you see this being done you wonder how nobody ever thought of that before.

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  4. They have a good-versus-evil theme to their video. When you see this being done you wonder how nobody ever thought of that before.

    There's a Spanish train that runs between
    Guadalquivir and old Seville...

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  5. It does remind me of something...I've been loading up the black eye-liner and wearing a spangly catsuit all morning, shrieking 'staaaaay wiiiiith meeeeee.'

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  6. Anonymous12:43 p.m.

    Eurosmashtic!

    I remember having to listen to Chris De Burgh from Ullapool to Calais on a summer holiday as a child. Do you have any idea how long that is?

    The thing is, like any caged animal, I grew both fearful, hateful and a tiny bit in love with my oppressor and now I sort of adore the Spanish Train song. SSSSHHHHH!

    Tell anyone and I will hunt you down and beat you with "Don't Pay The Ferryman!"

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  7. Anonymous1:05 p.m.

    Now this is the kind of awful I can get behind.

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  8. No one's picking up the gay subtext?

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  9. What gay subtext? In a eurovision song? Surely not.
    Golly, his ungodly shriek makes Puddy's eyes pop, a SURE sign of a winner.

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  10. Anonymous1:42 p.m.

    I don't know about you but I'm picking up a distinctly Fundamentalist Mormon subtext. The golden angel boy; the theatrics; the mentalist bit of Fundamentalist.

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  11. And then the Lord he called for one more card
    But he drew the diamond eight
    And the Devil said to the son of God
    I believe you've got it straight
    So deal me one for the time has come
    To see who'll be the king of this place
    But as he spoke from beneath his cloak...

    He slipped another ace


    Pure poetry, wha?

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  12. Don't pay the ferryman
    don't even fix a price,
    don't pay the ferryman
    until he gets you to the
    other side,
    wah-ah uh way-ah
    way-ah ooooo
    aaaaaaaaah

    I think of these sage words every time I'm in a taxi. The man was a monobrowed prophet and no mistake.

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  13. Oh my fucking ears!
    Andraste, you kill me with your delicate use of 'subtext.'

    That was the gayest thing I've seen in ages.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  14. Indeed he should have written Dustin's song, to wit:

    (from "In a Country Churchyard")

    Let your love shine on,
    For we are the stars in the sky,
    Let your love shine strong,
    Until the day you fly...

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  15. He slipped another ace

    It's the timing of that line that makes it such a winner.

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