A costly bare arse.

Have you ever looked on in annoyance at large drunken groups shouting and acting the maggot? * Been mooned by a load of arses on a bus? Flashed by a busty wretch and her equally busty hag friend? Yes?
Well then you might snicker a bit at the following story of bare arse cheek.
From the Sunday Times.

Patrick Devine 19 from Dunfanaghy was arrested on July 27th for exposing himself outside the house of a provincial Governor in Saint-Louis in Northwestern Senegal. Devin who has limited French, was in Senegal as part of a programme organished Teaching and Projects Abroad, working with street cildren. He was arrested and charged with Outrage du publique á la pudeur (indecent conduct) and has since been confined to a cell wth 40 other inmates. He appeared before a judge last Wednesday and has been ordered to remain in detention until August 29th.
His mother and uncles are on their way there now to see if they can free him.

Well now, I guess some folk take serious exception to mooning. Personally I have never been in favour of viewing pasty hairy arses nor ever understood why men and women think it's so hilarious. Whenever I see mooning I always wish I carried an air rifle or a blunderbuss, hell even a sling shot and some ball bearings, with me.
It ain't cute and it ain't funny.
According to the article Devin had been complaining on his Bebo site of having his 'worst week ever' due to losing his little toe to amputation ( pretty bad in fairness). But that was before his bare arse antics landed him in the clink. I'm willing to lay a safe bet that he is having a much more terrible week right about now. The stupid eegit.


* Before anyone starts I mean vomiting and being aggressive and in general being intimidating.