Friday, January 30, 2009

Dear Gene Simmons, or Dude from KISS.





Unless you want me to come over there rip that weird lizardy toungue clean out by the roots and ram it up your jacksy, you'd better stop FLIRTING WITH MY CARROT TOP!
Love and peculiar rock signs
FMC
XX

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:09 a.m.

    Ooooh! You jealous thing! Look, your crush is spoon-feeding him delicious deserts, and he's only just started...

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  2. Don't SAY that. It's just for SHOW, it must be!

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  3. Was Ted Haggard taking the picture?

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  4. Shit no, ol Ted wouldn't be able to hold a camera steady that close to the hawtness that is the Gingerlovestudmuffin.

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  5. I think it's Gene's tongue that would have him a-shakin' in his tassled loafers...

    Ewwww...tassled loafers. It gets worse and worse.

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  6. Are there white toweling socks in your scenario?

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  7. Anonymous7:28 p.m.

    I think this might be the most disturbing picture you have ever posted on your blog!!
    Holy sh*t!
    I need wine NOW!


    'takes deeeeep sip from glass'

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  8. Damn you and your wine sipping, why must EVERYONE torment me so? First Gene Simmons now you.

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  9. Anonymous8:49 p.m.

    Sorry darling, neither me nor Gene meant to torment you! But we'd rather like you just to join us, for.... 'just the one'.... hahahaha
    I have a good reason for drinking though - I've moved back to my bloody home country after 12 years abroad (for a man, how pathetic!) and I will probably need intravenous drugs over the next months just to stay alive.
    How did you cope when you moved back to Ireland? Any advice?

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  10. Okay actually, I think I was quite happy to come back. I liked Spain, and I could see myself splitting my time between there and here in a few years, but being in Ireland really suits at the moment-APART from the rain.
    And aw! This is the chap of the long distance? Well I hope the two of you are very happy together and I wish you nothing but luck and best wishes. And don't worry, you'll find your groove in your homeland soon enough.
    Right, to CSI! Oh Gil Grissom, I secretly heart you. Why are you leaving? Say it ain't so.

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  11. Is that a double chin on your boy?

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  12. (!!!) Medbh! How very dare you! Of course not, it's...well it's clearly a BAD ANGLE!

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  13. Hey, you! Check out Mr. Media's "Lost Tapes" audio interview with Gene Simmons from January 7, 1985: http://tinyurl.com/cj3r96!

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