Friday, February 10, 2006

Things I have learned this week...

1- If you work on a computer, back everything up onto an external memory stick at the end of every day. This simple function can save no ends of tears and chair kicking. That way, when the file you working on disappears into the ether, you will not panic and begin gibbering and sweating until it is located again some HOURS later in an entirely different and unknown folder.
2- If popcorn looks dodgy, it probably is. Under no circumstances should you eat it.
3-Keep left hand up when throwing right hand cross. I thought I had learned this last week, but it appears not.
4-Adam Hersh Auctions on ebay are a terrible cheating herd of swine and should be stopped from ripping good people off.
5-Daytime frollicks are great fun and even better fun if you are afraid of getting caught (actually I knew this before but had forgotten, so I've relearned it. I intend to relearn it on a regular basis).
And that is it for another week, going to the cinema in a while to watch Underworld Evolution with the little goth/valley kid from downstairs.I found her snuffling on the stairs on my way back from the post office, apparently her mom said she wasn't allowed go on her own so I have volunteered to take her. I couldn't tolerate seeing her mascara run like that and under all that panstick she is a sweet kid and has fed the cats for me on a number of occasions. You give, you receive, right?
Have a nice weekend bloggers. ma-wah ma-wah (air kisses, I am practicing them)


Blogger Andraste said...

Soooo sweet of you to take the goth kid to the movies. remember that song, "take the skinheads bowling?" Just popped into my head.

Have a lovely weekend, FMC. Drink up!

5:33 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Bloody hell!

Found Jaffa Cakes in my local grocery store. Goddammit. They be goooooooood.

I won't say divine, that's reserved for Walker's shortbread with chocolate.

But fucking hell. Extra time on the elliptical tomorrow.

8:03 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I told you they were yummy! They are at their most delish at about two in the afternoon with a cup of hot tea. I don't now why this is, but years of experience has made me certain of it.
Oh Underworld Evolution... an hour and a half of watching werewolves get their jaws ripped off and vampires get sliced and diced and Kate Beckinsale's shiny ass better have ponied me up in the karma stakes.
Still the goth/valley girl said it was 'cool wasn't it? Wasn't it? Which part was your favourite? mine was when she fell down the hole and...'all the way home, so some good was done.

10:16 a.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

I saw two new Jaffa Cake flavours in Sainsbury's yesterday, blackcurrant and lemon.

2:02 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

oooohhh blackcurrant, mumm, that would probably be very yummy indeed.

2:43 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Blackcurrant has my vote. Me want.

3:00 p.m.  

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