posted by fatmammycat at 11:09 a.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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Ohhh I love that site, I've watched more fugliness than I've had hot lunches. And welcome to chez fatcat.
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Ohhh I love that site, I've watched more fugliness than I've had hot lunches. And welcome to chez fatcat.
don't be a silly cow - if you look 1% as good as she does, in whatever you think you look good in... I'll give you a flick of the boss right now, for free.
Oh Nonnie, I think I look the shizzle in Prada. But you can stick yer 'Boss' where the sun don't shine, (like that would be anything new, right right?)
Stinking Pete calls his chopper 'Gandalf'.
Something to do with it's big, white beard, I assume.
Ahaha, Gandalf.
I know someone who calls his lad his 'winkle', isn't that just too cute, Mr Winkle.
"I've got something in my front pocket fo youuuuuu, why dontcha reach in and see what it is...la de da de da...."
I oughta go to bed now, I've been supping on rum and eating 'raw' food at some terrible artsy fartsy 'opeining', vile.
And I have hiccups. Super vile.
Well, no, it wouldn't be anything new for me to stick it where the sun don't shine.
Maybe you're a bit roomy, with space for a neon light in there or something... but I go for a more normal snatchbox. Now that I will always associate you with the Batcave, offer withdrawn.
And turn the light out when you shove your pretentious Prada's where the sun don't shine in normal girls.
heh, Tommy.
Ah for fuck sake - the obvious line, and it doesn't even follow. Weak. Is that all you can do ? Do you think fatpussy will be impressed ?
Shut up or make us laugh Taxitwat.
Twentytwat hasn't for a good while.
A good while is far preferable to never at all.
FMC - where is Glark when you need him?
Too busy to waste his time on tis nonsense Darling, did you see the shoes?
I did see the shoes, FMC, they were a little scary, sort of like some space insect! Liked the spurs though, very S & M!
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