posted by fatmammycat at 8:09 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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She was an incidental topic in an interview with the editor of the New Guinness Book of Records, I saw lately.
Apparantly she's a hairdresser and can do everything except the washing hair part. She wouldn't get near my head unless I got a tetanus first. These things must be crawling with germs.
Now't so queer as folk, I guess. she must spend a fortune on tights.
Bleeee, me neither, I wouldn't let her next nigh or near me. How does she cut- no, forget it I don't even want to know. It's making me queasy.
eugh.
She'd want to be careful if she ever had an itchy gee. She'd cut herself a new flap.
I bet she's crap at putting together Ikea flat-pack furniture
A bidet.
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