Thursday, January 18, 2007

Pain.

Son of a bitch! Stubbed toes! I know it's not fatal, but Jesus it is painful! For that split second it must be the equivalent to being shot.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's only one way to find out. Next time you stub your toe shoot yourself in the leg.

3:04 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm not saying I want to know what it's like to be shot, but just that split second when you think, 'oh fuck, this is going to hurt' and then the pain sets in...It must be similiar.

3:28 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

times like these make me really glad i don't have balls.

4:35 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh yeah, you're right! I saw a guy take a football to the goolies once and he had that, 'oh shit, here comes the pain' look. Right before he toppled over and lay groaning on the ground.

5:20 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen people vomit after being hit with a football in the groin.

It's one of those things where everybody on the pitch just crosses their legs, momentarily, in sympathy.

5:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen people vomit after being hit with a football in the groin.

It's one of those things where everybody on the pitch just crosses their legs, momentarily, in sympathy.

5:38 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you just get hit in the goolies yourself, twenty?

5:45 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

He has no "goolies" Finn

Fatmammycat I would supplicate it and make it better with many tender kisses.

and I bet he can't play football neither.

11:43 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

The devil of it is that if it's broken there is no treatment. We have two chairs with claw feet that I have verbally consigned to hell a number of times. Incidentally if one clicks on your home page at doc's one gets 'page not available' although the side bar works.

11:53 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and I bet he can't play football neither.

What would a Scotsman know about football?

Finn - no, itchy trigger finger.

12:34 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Works for me Lovely pat.

11:24 a.m.  
Anonymous Podge said...

nope, sorry to shatter the illusion but being shot (even in a limb, like the left arm just above the elbow)is a lot more hurty.

for one theres a fuckin hole in yer arm thats 9mm at the entry point and big enough to put yer fist in at the back, the tearing of ligaments and muscles and the general pain level that means when I stub my toe now its just one of those inconvieneient little things that I just ignore or walk off like hangnails or stabwounds.

3:28 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Okay Podge, thanks for clearing that up for me. I"m just going to back away from my computer now, I won't be making any sudden movements, so we're all good and calm here. Okay? Nice and easy...

2:49 p.m.  
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