Saturday, February 17, 2007

Britney Spears is bald.


This kid needs someone to drag her cootchie showing ass off to rehab as soon as possible. She has become completely unhinged. If hanging about with parasite Hilton was bad, shaving her bloody hair off and getting ink all over her bloody body is a bit of a plea for help wouldn't you all agree?
Meh, I don't really care, but it's like watching a car crash, you just can't help but stare and point.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Hey there FMC! "... car crach"? Did you mean "scar crotch"? Been shaved too many times.

ps. Nearly finished moving to my new home at http://primalsneeze.wordpress.com/. You SHALL go to the blog-warming party, a Phiscín-eile.

8:45 p.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

And she used to be so pretty.

What's the term for chav in America? Wigga doesn't quite cover it.

11:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Those bloomin' c likes ss'

Footie I think it's trailer trash. Not as zippy as chav but there you go.

12:01 a.m.  
Blogger The Hangar Queen said...

Who is this person? More importantly why do we care?

W.T.(or Whisky Tango in cop speak) would be the applicable term for her.....D.O.A. might work too at the rate she's going.You can see it on her already.

5:39 a.m.  
Anonymous Sinéad said...

Like the Bonny character from 'Friends', why does everyone assume that shaving your head uglifies you? Sinead O'Connor has always been beautiful, and it worked for Granuaile centuries ago (she had no problem getting blokes).

I first shaved mine when I was 15 and have had it shaved three times since then (ok, the last one was for chemo, but still).

All these bullshit notions that it's unfeminine are wide of the mark and oddly usually more women than men have a problem with it.

You save a damn fortune on hair products and highlights too!

9:49 a.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

You save a damn fortune on hair products and highlights too!

Quite right too. That's why I never let mine grow long and wavy.

10:27 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

This isn't about looks, it's about behaviour. And old Brit's recent behaviour is something to behold.

11:13 a.m.  
Anonymous Sinéad said...

But why is the fact that she shaved her head seen as mad behaviour? I don't get it...

12:08 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

If it was just that I'd go, hum, okay, but it's the crying in public, the fit she pitched in the the tattoo parlour, shaving her head herself after the hairdresser refused to do it, going into rehab the day before and checking herself straight back out, vagina shots, more tears, stripping off in a club two days ago and changing into stripper's clothes, smoking like a train, drugging it up, out every night four months after the birth of her second child and...well, it's what I said, it's like watching a car crash.
The head shaving is not Sinéad O'Connor's defiant refusal to conform, or a girl who does not ascribe to conformity, to me this is just another symptom of a girl who -by all accounts- appears to be spiralling completely out of control.
By the way, I got a delightful buzz cut in third year (number one all over-no choice it was the only way to undo the 'perm' I had been given the week before) that made my mother up her xanex intake for at least a month until it started to grow back in. By golly I enjoyed that haircut to the max.

12:46 p.m.  
Anonymous Sinéad said...

Ah yes, when you see that list altogether, it's pretty car-crashy alright. The front of one of tabloids has the pic of her with it half on/half off. It looks a bit 'Tank Girl' actually.

2:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It does, you're right! God that was a terrible film.

2:09 p.m.  
Anonymous Sinéad said...

Terrible film, great comic. Now if Britney can just confirm her madness with one more Tank Girlism by getting a kangaroo for a boyfriend, it'll all make sense.

2:21 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm getting an image of Ice T wearing some funky looking ears...

2:35 p.m.  
Blogger tkkerouac said...

Yes, someone please rescue this poor lost young mom.

4:22 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

Why has she gone so terribly wrong when Justin Timberlake and Aguerrela (whose name I can't spell) all out of the same stable, stayed sane. Maybe she never got over being dumped by Justin. I cringe at what she does butI feel very sorry for her.
Apparent;y Alastair ? Blair's bull dog was crazy about her which probably put the curse on her.

6:50 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

Why has she gone so terribly wrong when Justin Timberlake and Aguerrela (whose name I can't spell) all out of the same stable, stayed sane. Maybe she never got over being dumped by Justin. I cringe at what she does butI feel very sorry for her.
Apparent;y Alastair ? Blair's bull dog was crazy about her which probably put the curse on her.

6:50 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I kinda feel sorry for her too. I imagine she's telling herself she's walking her own path and being an individual and all of that, but she doesn't seem all that happy.

I feel sorry for her kids as well. Having their mammy go so publicly bonkers and showing her coochie all over town will probably come back to bite them in the hinders once they get to school age.

10:36 p.m.  
Anonymous Jimmy Page's Trousers said...

Poor Balmy Britney. Looks like she's off down the same road as Howlin' Mad Mariah. At least with Mariah there was just her inordinately huge chest to contend with and no front-bum shots (that I know of anyway).

Will Britney soon be on Cribs, showing people around her magnificent, 12-bedroomed trailer and changing into a different 'ensemble' in every room?

Poor Balmy Britney.

8:27 a.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

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9:48 a.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Britney's shocking secret

9:49 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Next she'll be a lesbian Bishop of her own religion, having serial kids with journalists etc etc. Normal stuff, really.

8:37 p.m.  
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