"A LORRY-load of Cadbury chocolate bars worth around £140,000 (€212,000) has been stolen by thieves.
The trailer full of Cadbury chocolate Flake bars was towed away from outside a dairy in West Lancashire in England.
Police believe a white Scania tractor unit was used to take the container of flakes from outside Fredericks Dairies on Siding Lane, near Kirby."
This should be easy to solve, just wait a few weeks and watch for known gangsters piling on the pounds. Also they are probabaly women.
Did I ever mention I'm not a big chocolate fan. This fact alone is almost enough to have me permanently barred from the 'we are women' club.
Right, I'm heading into town for a birthday lunch, don't wait up. Well, Sam, you can wait up, you can type and handle your hooch, I am in awe.