Friday, August 03, 2007
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- A foto filled Friday! Ginger, Ginger, whatcha gonn...
- Work. A vile, but necessary evil.
- A quite distressing phone call.
- Transformers! Rodorks in disguise.
- Doctors are chancers.
- au mi Gawd, ee iz az radiant az a flow-er.
- bop-bop-bopping along.
- Joe O'Reilly is guilty.
- Madonna and the armies of hell.
- A Hilarious Hot Hoffy! A new new dawn of hair wors...
5 Comments:
I recommend therapy, or an 'intervention' by the Paramour.
Will he get to wear a ginger curly wing when he 'intervenes' me?
Oh well now, it's Friday, phew, and all is good with the world...
Who the fook is this guy/girl/both?
(i'll take this one FMC)
anon: stick around. when you're down here with us, you'll float too!!
meanwhile,
Just Get the Butter.
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