Monday, July 23, 2007

bop-bop-bopping along.

Oh I wanted to give out this morning, I wanted to give out about...
The weather-raining,
Etheline- Insane,
Chewing gum tax-Government overlords! And I hate the stuff.
People who try jumps queues and then pretend they didn't see the line- idiot sneaks.
hairdressers-ill on a monday? Fake! NO I don't want Jacinta to do it, Jacinta hasn't even brushed her own hair today.
Hormones- hysterics.
People who don't wipe their sweat off the bench when finished- gross.
Car tax- expensive
I had it all at my fingertips, I even rolled my neck, ready launch my firey attack, I had typed...'Far be it from me to be guilty of omniscience, but...' Then my fingers froze and a wide beaming grin spread across my chops.
You see Chumliewarners. I cannot do it. I cannot be angry today. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but quite frankly my dears, I don't give a damn.
And why would this be?
Why it's because I am on holiday. Well, technically I'm not on holiday yet. I won't be traveling until tomorrow. And then chumlies, I will begin a whole week where I will eat my body weight in fresh seafood, partake of plentiful rum, and toast myself brown under a warm Spanish sun.
Bearing all this in mind, I will be spending the day running about like a blue arsed fly today, but it is a small price to pay for this feeling of bliss.
Now, I only I could stuff the smaller of the cats into his travel box without losing all the skin I value...

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Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Ah, a vacation! You go girl, and drink a few for me, will ya?

11:02 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Hola! Reverse the cat into the cat box. Any other method not involving a hood over the cat's head will result in your being flayed alive.

A holiday, is it? In Spain, is it? Huh, we say. And humph. Well so, be like that. See if I care.

11:19 a.m.  
Blogger Annie said...

Have a lovely holiday, FMC! Ten days and counting until I head off on an Alaskan cruise. What? Ten whole days? I can't possibly last that long. You'd best have a few drinkies on my behalf. As a purely humanitarian gesture, of course, just to help me get through this difficult time.

11:37 a.m.  
Blogger aquaasho said...

Have a great one!

11:56 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I promise faithfully chumlies, I will have a drink for each and every one of you.
Conan, I tried that, it's like that scene from naked gun, no matter how pany paws I think I have covered another one snakes out and clobbbers me.

12:21 p.m.  
Anonymous macdara said...

Enjoy the Sun but remember Irish Lasses burn when it 33 -36 degrees. BNrown maybe nice but Red is just sore and peals quickly.

12:23 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Hmm, last resort is: Wear thick gloves... have second person on standby... grab cat by four paws... hind paws in one hand... fore paws in the other... hold firmly so claws can't extend... put cat into box... have standby person close door of cat box... drink large tot of rum.

12:30 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

Aren't you the lucky one? I wish you sun, sea and sangria, and safe journeys there and back.

12:31 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I say this over and over, but do wear your sunscreen, the highest spf you can find. Have a lovely trip, FMC.

1:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put something nice in the travel box, fish or chicken he'll go in eventually.
Don’t talk to strangers or eat yellow snow or get so drunk that you forget where you are staying and end up sleeping on a bench at the side of the road with only one shoe. Everyone will know your Irish. Have a fabulous time!

1:27 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

Where you off to? Have fun where ever you go.

1:34 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

ENJOY!!

I'm enviouis. As I sit in my office on a dreary, dark Monday morning and have already heard from one student who's not making her deadline today and why can't anyone ever make a deadline anymore, am I the only person in the world who does things ON TIME?!

Huh. Vacation. Gotta get me one of them.

2:14 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

envious. Not enviouis. Jaysis.

2:14 p.m.  
Blogger Metaphysicallyfit said...

Have a wonderful time in Spain!

Have you ever tried a pillow case? That's how I have to put my kitty in his pet-carrier. I just scoop him up in the pillow case, turn the carrier up on its end, then gently ease kitty into. I shut the door and by the time kitty makes it out of the case, he's very indignant and looks at me reproachfully, but he seems much less traumatized than when I just shove him in there...heh heh.

2:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'll be most careful about burning. Ever since I had that mole removed last year I'm extra careful about my skin. I wear factor even when I go running here. But I get tanned pretty easily, especially horsing around at the beach.
Manuel I'm going to Valencia, or as my sister insists on calling it, Balenthia, because she is insane.
I must say, an Alaskan Cruise sounds rather fab to me, next year I'd like to do something totally different like that.

4:10 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Thii, iith Balencia... but only if you've got a Castillian Spanish teacher waving a cane in your brain.

"horsing around at the beach..." exscusth me, he lithped, Franco would never have allowed it.

4:29 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Have a fabulous time FMC!!

4:36 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

If you get bored horsing around on the beach, go see the City of Arts and Sciences, the new Santiago Calatrava buildings in Valencia! I haven't seen them yet, only photos, but they look awesome!

4:40 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

OMG, Michael K has a gift for you before you leave, FMC. Go look at your boy over at Dlisted.
Hah!

4:45 p.m.  
Blogger John Mc said...

ME TOO, ME TOO! 3 more days and then 10 days vacation. I am barely hanging on. Heading to the bro in laws wedding on d'east coast, and we have booked a beach house on a very nice part of the Jersey Shore for a week. My Blackberry will be turned off for the first time in four years! I may never come back.

5:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Medbh. I've seen it, I've copied it and I WILL be sharing it.
Shebah, I saw it last year ( I got to see baby rats being brn and chics being hatched) and the Oceaniographic centre, I want to tour the opera house and see the Marina this year. It's supposed to be fabulous.

5:37 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Brussels said...

I love Valencia. It's my favourite Spanish city along with La Coruna.

I'm jealous. Very very jealous as I sit here looking out the window at the rain.

Yes. We have rain in Belgium too.

5:48 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

ah, balenthia. that's the place in spain where they smile, and are friendly, right?

have a wonderful time. we'll miss you.

6:46 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thank you dahling, I'll bring back absinthe.

7:25 p.m.  
Blogger savannah said...

happy holidays! wishing you good weahter and lots of fun, sugar! :)

8:44 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Cheers Hon! What's the betting the moment I step on the plane Ireland has a glorious week of sunshine? I hope it does actually.



And Belgium too.

8:50 p.m.  
Blogger Jenni Pluto said...

Mm this post makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Dreading canada's winter, ugh, but man vacation time sounds soooo nice.

1:01 a.m.  
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