Parsley!
Parsly is a filthy pond scummy herby green pox riddled poison crappy vile skanky overpowering spwan of a rotting flyblown corpse on a particularly humind Sunday afternoon in a town with no rum, and folk need to stop sprinkling it atop perfectly fine food, thus causing perfectly happy people to go 'Guuurrrghharrghhghgbleeeeeeeeparsleeeeeeeeeyyackgargglegargglespitspit.'
Parsley I'm against it!
Labels: Yack.
posted by fatmammycat at 7:29 p.m.
14 Comments:
hehe... I'm a firm believer that if a garnish doesn't add to the taste of a dish or is not edible, it should not be on the plate. I used to work with a "chef" who sprinkled dried chives on everything that went out on a plate and called it "shakey shakey" - YUCK! Might as well have been shaking fish food on there.
On a side note if you ever tune into UKTV food you'll notice that the logo has the UK and the North covered in delicious fresh produce, but Ireland is nothing but a bed of parsley. Bastards. At least cabbage would have been a little more appropriate! ;-)
Shakey shakey? Bleaugh.
I'm pretty firmly against cabbage too. Nasty metal flavoured stuff.
salad (aka soggy lettuce and 3 day old coleslaw) is not a garnish either. bleurgh.
No, no, no.
Parsley has a place. Mushroom risotto is a load of shit without a fuck-load of just picked, chopped up, flat leafed motherfuckin' parsley.
And cabbage? Come close I'll whisper a tale of a stir-fry so green and so tasty...
It's a spwan, certainly.
Down with spwans, is what we all say in this town.
sugar...nothing beats fresh flat leafed italian parsley..gimme a minute is sooo right! none of that curly tasteless stuff...try flat leaf...and never ever use dried parsley...*still puking in my mouth over "shakey shakey"*
Well patrly I agree and Parsley I don't. But I bow to your judgement for you are indeed a Sage. And I would give you a Rose, Mary, if your name were Mary and I had the Thyme to find one.
I feel a song coming on.
Okay, Gimme a Minute, you're making me hungry with your food porn. What time is dinner?
mmmmMMMMmmmmmfilthypondscummy
herbygreenpoxriddledpoisoncrappy
vileskankyoverpoweringspwanofa
rottingflyblowncorpseonaparticularly
humindSundayafternooninatownwithnorum...
You people are nuts, except Siobhan, soggy lettuce and a blob of coleslaw plonked on the side of a plate is more certinaly not a garnish, where's the ring of onion?
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