posted by fatmammycat at 4:27 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
10 Comments:
It's not even Friday!! It's Wednesday, a mandated safe-day on fmc. I'm phoning the UN. You've gone too far this time, baby. Expect the Blue Helmets at midnight.
What the--
Ditto, Sam.
I looked at this and said "but it's not Friday!"
But Chumlies, who could wait a whole two days to announce such news?
Carrot-top live! IN COLOUR!
With the talking and the moving, I swear, I feel most feverish, I bet he'll be semi-naked a lot, oooooo, I bet he'll do weights that makes his peach darken and his veins go a poppin'! his curls will bobble and crackle!
He might even jiggle his pink pecs on air...swoon.
Dear God!
Revised: Expect the Blue Helmets in white coats at midnight
Oh, I thought I was safe checking your blog on a Wednesday night. It's Wednesday, right?!? Not Friday?
I'm soooo with Sam P-C-B on the first comment!
(fortunately though, I have a fair bit of wine in my veins at the time of writing this, so it numbs the shock ;)
wow, i had no idea he was still alive, sugar!
*snickering*
Hmmmm...
Me wonder if me could get farther in life if me change me name to "Blueberry-Top."
Now now, ladies, I feel you all protest too much. Admit it, the ginger flavour has you drooling for more bite, it's okay, you can admit it here, you're safe here.
Get a visor Monstee, a visor and some curlers and you're good to go.
Have you no shame? And on a wednesday too. The paramour has my every sympathy.
"Have you no shame?"
None!
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