Friday, July 13, 2007
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- A Sumptuous Serving of Sexy for Sam!
- Popeye.
- Common Sense mght just prevail.
- Teenage kicks.
- Emergency Contraception.
- Petition against the dog ban.
- Plastic Surgery.
- The stiletto 'workout'...It's ba-ck!
- Diabetes.
- Dog ban.
20 Comments:
Ouch.
He had it coming, FMC.
I always root for the bull.
Good luck tomorrow and a raised glass to finish!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
For the love of God, that's got to hurt. And it looks so wrong!
Run like the wind tomorrow, Toots - then rum, that's right rum like the wind tomorrow night.
He doesnt even look like he is in pain! That is so awfully sickeningly churningly nasty
Bollocks...optical illusion...the horn went behind his calf and under his knee (as the actress said to the bishop)
actually, on second thoughts....sorry, i can see the horn nearly coming out his fucking knee cap (quick puke)....as the actress....oh fuck off!!
You're out on a bit of knees up, feeling a bit horny, next thing you're in hospital needing stitches.... sounds like the average weekend.
I agree. The poor bull - that elbow really had to hurt! Hope he gores the bastard.
Call someone's mother a cow and you deserve what you get.
It certainly won't be a 'take two Panadol and lie down' jobie. But then is you want to run ahead of a massive beast with horns, then you got to take your knocks/horns in the leg.
What ho Chumleys! I'm off in 10 minutes. I must really like this running lark I was awake half an hour before the alarm plotting my music. And guess what? It's not raining, in fact, now and then the clouds part and there some bright light thingie, whatever that is. It's warm, sort of yellow?
I'm not sure what else they expect.
Annie, whatever he was expecting, the great big eegit, he wasn't expecting that*
I now have a sunburned forehead. Is there no end to the trickysy surprises of the Irish summer?
Run was ace, weather unexpectdedly beautiful. I ran well right up to the 3.5 mile mark when a gal leaping out of the way of one of the pace bikes clipped me in the shoulder making me stumble onto the bank and twist my ankle.
It wasn't her fault and she was most apologetic and I ran on anyway, but I was favouring my foot a bit. As soon as I crossed the line I was wincing like a crab and even the walk back to castleknock college did nothing to ease it out. Might have a slight sprain, nothing major, but how fucking typical that the most simplest of things-like a shoulder bump- can cause pain? Honestly, a spectacular fall is one thing and a crackingly good rum conversation, but a shoulder bump? Pah!
I am a dweeb.
* said in Yorkshire accent.
cheers for the link! plenty of clicking and looking now over the next few days...it'll be that long before I'm fit to get back to gym in any case.
Gotta be photoshopped. Right?..Please!
Nope John, the real question is what happened to his shin two seconds later...
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