Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Plastic Surgery.


As you can see from the ungodly hour, I am up and about to leave for a meeting. So my question today is this.
If plastic surgery is so fantastic and stuff, why does Demi Moore look like Ozzy Osbourne?
No wait, I have another. Would any of you ever consider going under the knife?

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27 Comments:

Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

If my face got chewed off by labradors like that French woman I might consider it, but I'd try not to leave my face lying around in the first place.

9:35 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I could never consider it I'm afraid.
I rely too much on my good looks.

10:30 a.m.  
Anonymous bendersbetterbrother said...

Which one is Ozzy again?

And would I? Too afraid of flesh eating bugs but if I could overcome that I might have my eyelids lifted. Well, it's easier than growing bigger eyeballs.

10:34 a.m.  
Anonymous MacDara said...

After seeing some of the women here after getting things done I would never consider. However in saying that I do understand why some women may get a tummy tuck after Giving birth. Its not like they are changing what they originally started with just returning to it.

10:40 a.m.  
Anonymous Sinéad said...

Apologies for high-jacking your lookylikey thread, but I saw this in Telegraph and thought you'd love it!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/arts/frameofmind/july2007/catcamexposed.htm

11:12 a.m.  
Blogger aquaasho said...

A couple of years of running has left me boobless. I would love a boob job. Scars, stretchmarks other lumps and bumps don't bother me at all. But I would love boobs.

11:24 a.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

When the time is right, I intend to have the whole face rescued!
Provided that things have advanced so much they don't make us look like we've been caught behind a Rolls Royce Jet engine at full speed, like Joan Rivers. Am totally in favour of giving nature a little helping hand. If it makes you feel good, do it.

11:48 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I see a facelift in my future.

12:28 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

A scalpel has never touched the Drumm pelt, nor will it unless some horrible accident befalls me.

Demi and Ozzy must have had very similar accidents.

12:30 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I supect I would be with you on that Conan and I'm personally not fond of the knife and I'm against any kind of unncessary surgery.
Also, a friend of mine went to Belgium to get a whole whack of lipo done, (it's cheaper there) she had to wear a body stocking thingie for weeks afterwards and the bruising was horrible. Seems like a lot of pain and discomfort to go through to lose not very much weight at all.

Sinéad, that was very bloody cool indeed. What an adverture for a cat. Of course I wouldn't need a camera to follow mine, I can just go upstairs where all three of them are sprawled across my bed. Useless articles.

1:15 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

my clit could be bigger.

4:26 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Try Miracle Grow, I hear it does wonders for bushes.

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Blogger finn said...

i'm anti-bush.
any other ideas?

while u roominate, here's another cat link.

5:16 p.m.  
Blogger John Mc said...

Personally I can see why people get surgery to look like themselves - i.e tummy tuck and boob jobs after a few pregnancies, or to "fix" a feature that makes one unhappy - huge nose or sticking out ears etc. The wife knows someone who had a nose job, and said it changed her perception of herself, and she looked and felt way better.
I also think as a generation we are going to live longer healthier lives. I forsee a lot of us hitting and looking 70 but feeling 50 and deciding we want to look like we feel. And like all things the surgery technology will probably have advanced, will be cheaper and better.
That said after a recent stint in Southern California, and witnessing the inflated boob syndrome, I fail to understand why mammoth balloon titties are perceived as looking good ???

5:26 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

God my cats are so utterly dull, they don't use toilets and they won't let me mount cameras on them, OR go to cool places.

I asked the paramour what to do about the clit problem and he suggested Deep Heat.
Personally I think that might be a bit shocking to it. I would go with cocaine, it won't grow any bigger but it will think it has. Maye it's just depressed, you could buy it some jewellery, cheer it up some.
http://www.affections.com/jewelry3.html

5:31 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Me neither John Mc, and they're rock hard, great in clothes, not so cuddly without.

5:32 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

wasn't deep heat that flick with william hurt? nope, he never did much for me... now if the paramour is offering to appply said heat himself well that's something different entirely.

smack and jewels though? I do like the way your mind travels...

11:10 p.m.  
Anonymous Plastic Surgery said...

yeah!! dammit he looks like a clone of ozzy... plastic surgery can result in identity theft.

12:39 p.m.  
Anonymous Plastic Surgery said...

Pyeah!! dammit he looks like a clone of ozzy... plastic surgery can result in identity theft.

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