A Foto Fit For A Finn
posted by fatmammycat at 10:35 a.m.
Friday, July 06, 2007
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- Cow sex.
- ode to betrayal.
- 'He sure likes tuna.'
- Panic!
- Global Warming.
- Fucking Ubrellas
- Driving Tests and cocaine. Not a good mix I'd say.
- A home grown evil.
- Gastric Banding.
- Attack on Glasgow Airport.
3 Comments:
I just found that site the other day and it was painful because I couldn't get this big smile off my face.
It's bad enough I'm getting spam from Apple (Spapple?) about the iphone but now you start.
you can has it in nov??
unless you do not want.
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