Thursday, July 05, 2007

ode to betrayal.

"He's just a gigolo
And every where he goes,
oooo people feed him,
They pay for every treat,
that he likes to eat
Ooooh he's a player.
But there will come a day,
when cute will pass away,
What will they say
about him?
When the end comes
they'll know,
he was just a gigoloooo,
life goes on without him.....

But myyyyyyyyyyyy cat's got somebody,
sombody,
cares for him,
adores him,
cares for him,
snores with him,
heeeeeeeeeeee, ain't got loy-al-ty,
loyalty, not that he,
Loyalty, not likely.
Heeeeees quite big an' furrrrryyyy.
Oh furry,
that catty, so bratty
now fatty.
Yes someone,
took a chance with him,
and now they are sad.
skeeddlyy beep bop, teedly beep, ooodubidubidoooo..."

Sob. sniff. Wail.
I've got to got to Pirates of the Caribbean soon with TLGK, and it's THREE HOURS LONG! *


I did not realise this before I said yes.

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Anonymous MacDara said...

Whats is every one making up songs today ?

2:35 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's the rain Machawt, it's driving everyone of us batshit crazy. Besides, I needing something to get fucking 'Jolene' out of my head.

3 hours though, that's unnatural.

2:41 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

2hrs 48mins, to be pedantic... I mean precise. A few longeurs, to be sure. And Keef... mustn't forget Keef's parma-like appearance.

2:55 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

oh jesus...

2:57 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

'Sright, we were talking to these like, cool pirate cats who were like filming on Mustique, an' Mick said I didn't need the costume cos I dressed like that anyhow and a speech coach could give me like an English accent if I tried hard and I was like, sure man cool it'll be like the time I wrote satisfaction, did you know it was all done in an afternoon...

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

'Sright, we were talking to these like, cool pirate cats who were like filming on Mustique, an' Mick said I didn't need the costume cos I dressed like that anyhow and a speech coach could give me like an English accent if I tried hard and I was like, sure man cool it'll be like the time I wrote satisfaction, did you know it was all done in an afternoon...

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I fucking hate when that happens, it's like, shitsville man.

3:09 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

I fucking hate when that happens, it's like, shitsville man.

...me too...

3:20 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

POTC is bad enough... but Jolene?? i am truly sorry for you FMC. maybe a couple rounds of The Wheels on the Bus would help?

3:34 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

' Dik dow, dik dow, dik dow dik dik, aooooo werewolf in London!'
Is all I gots to say to dat. That and a helping of mashed potato.

3:42 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Hey, by the by, the White Stripe do a rather stonking version of 'Jolene.'

3:43 p.m.  
Anonymous MacDara said...

I was goin to say earlier that Im jealous that you can go to the Cinema as here most people wont go for fear of a bomb and being out of contact for two hours and so all the cinemas are closed most of the time except saturday when they can afford to show the movie.

ah well that god for Beer and the sun.

4:21 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

OCH! This day is the devil's smegma!
I'm back, having been to the cinema. I get there with The Little Goth Kid only to be told that Dundrum Cinema has an error in its programme and that POTC is NOT on until 8:25!!
Now, I looked at TLGK and it looked at me with kohl rimmed puppy dog eyes. So FUCK IT I had to say 'sighghghghg, just give me the tickets for the later showing.'
To which I now have to go, which means I won't be home before midnight.
And then as I made my way to back to my parked car-whith her practically skipping gaily by my side, I thought, 'well fuck it, since I'm here I might as well treat myself to Starbucks.' ONLY to remember seconds later that I"M OFF COFFEE!

5:44 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

And your cat's a slut

5:58 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Wah! It's true.

6:01 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Must compare kohl notes at some stage! Jr Drummlet has vestiges of TLGK behaviour

7:02 p.m.  
Anonymous Carolyn said...

OMG Jolene is my favourite song in the world!

Though I do heart a bit of gigolo, and Jolene can get a bit annoying (for other people) when I karaoke it for the 17th time.

1:28 a.m.  

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