Labels: Do I smell ham?
posted by fatmammycat at 10:25 a.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
6 Comments:
i'm simultaneously repelled & fascinated.
goes for all 3 of your posts today.
have you seen the dramatic [guinea pig]?
Wot? No fucken knife licking? He is bleedin' rather fucken dramatic though, he does the fuken evil eye almost as good as me ma, like. yerknowarramean?
I'm channelling that most excellent of actors Cottle Farrtle.
On the subject of your ma, can we expect a post about the watch fallout?
I am really looking forward to the possibility. I'm now well, I know.
I haven't heard a word which means she's plotting something.
I'd say Ganmasnagglepuss believes revenge is a three-piece suite, served cold.
That's what worries the every loving crap outa me.
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