Friday, June 22, 2007
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- A fright-free friday foto for Sam
- Snail Porn.
- Training for the marathon.
- White Van Drivers. You lot are screwed.
- When dinosaurs stalked the really young earth.
- Tattoos
- Talent, thy name is Paul Potts.
- Sinead O'Connor.
- The Weekend! It's here! Huzzah!
- What's in a name Fuckface?
13 Comments:
Jeebus!
It's a horror sho called the incredible shrinking man!
He's in the middle of a lot of surgery to remove the huge amounts of skin his decreased size has left. Frankly I think he's fucking amazing, it has taken some balls to do what he's done and to document it so fearlessly.
But I'm sure he must ask how in the hell did he let himself get so big in the first place.
I would have prefered it if he had documented it just a little less fearlessly. He'd still be brave and inspiring with a t-shirt on.
I can barely type because tears of horror are streaming down my face and dropping onto the keyboard. Gimme a minute spakes the truth!
Ha, where's the glory in that?
it's amazing how much younger people look after they've lost weight. surely that in itself is positive reinforcement.
i suspect one of my coworkers is 12 but you wouldn't know it unless he lost 150lbs.
sorry fatcat but i'm craving a burger and fries even more now. it's the supersize me effect.
If you wonder how he got so big in the first place, imagine for a moment he was an alcoholic instead of a foody. He could have easily gone 15 years drinking heavily and damaging his liver and many people would never have noticed. But because his medication of choice was food, it has a more visible effect. Anyone who gets to that size has a problem with food in the way an alcoholic has a problem with drink.
Fair play to him, FMC. It creeps up but not off, he's done an amazing job. Where'd you find him?
Mar, I did find him in my inbox, where believe it or not a certain filthy mouth Shepherd did send him.
Kim, I don't doubt that it crept up over the years, I just meant I wonder does HE ever asks himself 'what the hell?'
Finn, I just had a hot dog with relish and god knows what manner of crap on it. But it was shewallah!
The lesson is, of course, never to get that big in the first place but that's much easier said than done. Most people seem to be addicted to something but some things are more visible than others and some are somehow more socially acceptable than others. No one blames a celeb for getting hooked on cocaine but they're treated like they've murdered their granny if they put on a few pounds.
holyyyyyyyyyy fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!! is that not the chap who won that "you're a star" shite a couple of years ago?
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