Sunday, June 17, 2007

Sinead O'Connor.

Troubled singer Sinead O'connor opened up the the Indo about her love for her 'Devil' mother.' How nice. Her mother is dead now. It's easy to love them when they're not hanging over you like a fucking rotting albatross.

In other news I am to be an Auntie again, my brother and his good lady are having a child. To normal people this is a most joyous occasion, to miserable fucks that ought to just pack their bags and shuffle off from this mortal coil, it is news akin to discovering you've just destroyed the winning lottery ticket in the white wash.

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Blogger aquaasho said...

Are they not happy then?

10:31 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

how very odd...

11:07 p.m.  
Anonymous cantona said...

i fucking hate sinead o fucking connor.

11:33 p.m.  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

My brother and his wife have 3 kids, all age 4 and under, despite the use of birth control. The last two were a "Whoops! How did that happen?" For his wedding anniversary last year, my brother got a vasectomy. The funny part is, he wanted all boys, and he got all girls.

And thank God I'm a slack fuck and no one asks me to babysit the little hellions.

12:11 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Love Sinead but it would be best if she gave the mother ranting a rest.
Having mother issues is hardly original, and when you go on about it at that age it seems a bit sad, like you're still an adolescent.

12:54 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Another baby! It'll grow on them. On her anyway. Right on her bladder. Plus, as this is her 4th it'll all be old hat at birthing time. She might just need a discreet wee cough and an "Oh I do beg your pardon, I appear to have delivered. Could someone just pass me over some fluffy water and hot towels please and I'll be out of your way within the half hour. Ah that's lovely, ta - mind and don't slip on the placenta, though ahahahah. Ha."

1:54 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I have mother issues, and I suspect I will have them until one of us is shot out of a cannon.

12:37 p.m.  
Anonymous gimme a minute said...

Do you also have niece/nephew issues?

Or is it pyscho ma who has grandchildren issues?

I'm confused as to whose lottery ticket got washed...

1:25 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

Whilst I agree he has a good voice, all that "shucks, but I'm shy, poor little me etc." stuff is cringmaking. I would have preferred that cheeky, stage kid, Eliza Doolittle kid to have won. No false modesty there. Also for opera, with all that passion, it's not enough to be able to sing it, you have to act too. (And the female audience have to fancy you - much easier if you are a smouldering Italian stallion)

2:30 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

Sorry, FMC, that last comment was meant to go in your Paul Potts post.

2:31 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I think he's genuinely a bit shy.
Gimme, it's her, all her, always her.

2:32 p.m.  
Blogger MairĂ©ad said...

- "It's easy to love them when they're not hanging over you like a fucking rotting albatross".-
Beautifully put, FMC!!! :-)
It's not the most popular thing in the world to say that you hate your mother (I adored mine), and I know that some people will be shocked at you. I'm not. I admire your openess. If that's how you feel, that's how you feel, and feck the begrudgers. I'm sure she has earned your feelings towards her. Just because she's your mother, that doesn't give her a licence to receive unearned love.

8:43 p.m.  
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