Friday, June 08, 2007
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- A Friday murder.
- Missing girl found.
- Laugh, I should say so!
- Plague, a plague upon me.
- The healing power of fashion.
- Resistance is...well, boderline futile.
- The Sunday Gym report.
- Niles Crane is actually gay.
- Psychics? Where the fuck are ya?
- A fat filled, tasty, sexist sort of post.
10 Comments:
His nipples are also probably larger than his penis from all the roids. GROSS.
Ah go on, you know you'd oil him up and make him dance, you just would.
Totally gross! Might be handy to have around the house to lift things,though.
...and he'd be useful to frighten off visiting Jehovas Witnesses, charity collectors, etc.
FMC
It's breakfast time here in California.
Please, stop it!
good lord, he's more veiny than angelina jolie.
thanks for the lovely segue into the weekend, ms. fatcat. have a fine one.
Men weren't meant to have that much topography.
But is it viler than Danny Bonaduce in his smalls? I think the numbnuts below might beat him by a vein, a very palpable vein.
my eyes, my precious eyes.....
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