Friday, June 01, 2007

Psychics? Where the fuck are ya?

Much as the whole Madeleine McCann thing bothers the shit out of me, I do wonder about something.
Where are all the psychics? Why have they not zeroed in on her whereabouts? Why no proclamations? Well? Well?
Sylvia Browne? You're suspiciously silent.
All those other dudes who are regularly on tv waffling on about their spiritual guides and so forth. The readers, the white witches, the seers. Why so silent? Why so vague?
Well?
Thought so.

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Blogger Birchsprite said...

you say that but look at this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2092504,00.html

4:46 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

"Some of the descriptions of Madeleine's supposed location were as vague as descriptions of dreams about a man in a house near trees and a road,"
Oh lordy, I stand corrected. Really, these people have no shame and ought to be horse whipped.
But I"m dead serious, vague near water, near trees, near houses aside, if being a psychic is genuine I wonder why not one of them can say, 'she's at the followng address.'

4:56 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

It's like th old line, "Why do you never see Headlines reading Psychic Wins Lottery?"

6:50 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Ahhh have a sense...it's cumin' to meh...yes, aahh see...I see...

I see the weekend on the horizon.

Get some run doon yer and you'll have your own visions of where this kid is.

Huzzah!

8:07 p.m.  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

I believe the McCann's would be personae non gratae with the Pope if they were off consulting with witches, since he formerly headed up the Inquisition and all that.

They're sticking with the official mumbo jumbo.

8:38 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Naturally.
Now I'm a die hard psychic/reiki/faith healer sceptic, so I'm always happy to call them out, but surely in this case, while they have ample media-trific power at their disposal, they would be out in force, PROVING their brand of speckled shite?
So come on spirit botherers, (SBs) let's be 'aving ya!

12:44 a.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

they have just been to see the Pope, how mumbo jumbo do they need?

12:57 a.m.  
Blogger Around My Kitchen Table said...

Don't worry, as soon as we all know what happened to the poor little mite, they'll come crawling out of the woodwork claiming they had predicted her whereabouts and what happened to her. It's the Nostradamus syndrome - no one knows what the fuck he was talking about until something happens and then, suddenly, they twist the verses to fit the event.

7:22 p.m.  
Anonymous shutr said...

Psychics make you wonder is there any hope for this species at all...

6:00 p.m.  

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