Labels: I'm scared., mommie
posted by fatmammycat at 7:06 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
12 Comments:
I saw that today!
See what I mean about how easy it is to find an ugly dog?
er, have you seen those hairless cats? Bleaugh.
Good Lord, when I think of all the cute dogs that get euthanized at the pound....
That is one ugly dog.
Oh, bless his little cotton socks... I've always had a soft spot for ugly animals.
And let me clarify from my comment last night - I love ginger hair (in fact I'm very jealous of people with ginger hair!) - it's just this Friday Man of yours that makes me want to....puke...jump out of the window...shoot up...whatever...
The ugly dog is a huge improvement! Tonight I won't have nightmares :)
Now now Eva, you and I both know a Friday without a Carrot Top ruins the weekend.
I just don't see him paying frisbee in the park somehow. The ugly dog I mean, Carrot Top I can imagine all too easlly, running naked across the green, leaping with gay abandon and snatching the frisbee from the air with a manly laugh as his bits and bobs jingle jangle all over the place.
Le sigh.
I might head off to bed now, I've come over all faint.
To the river with it....
It's that fucker Stripe from "Gremlins" fallen on hard times.Now if only it would fall under a bus.
so if i shoot one of my cats in the face with a shotgun, and it lives, i can take it on the road and maybe make a grand or two?
This poor dog-creature has had a run in with a depilator. Tis an act of wanton crulety. Wanton crulety, I say!
Finn, it would appear so.
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