Dinosaurs never existed. What so-called palaeontologists have been digging up are actually sculptures made by our ancestors about 9,500 years ago. They were trying to warn their children about the devil and chose to represent him this way.
Conan, our ancestors put the dinosaurs there? My information is that it was the devil wot dunnut. And the earth is obviously not 10,000 years old - that's patently ridiculous and nowhere near the truth - 4500 yo. For it is written.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion.
I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times.
Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate.
I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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That is the funniest thing I've seen since...well, since the Homer Simpson Chalk Man!
Too many gaps, my fat white evolved arse.
The earth is only 10,000 years old y'know.
Christ - only 10,000 years old? I have had hangovers that lasted longer.
Dinosaurs never existed. What so-called palaeontologists have been digging up are actually sculptures made by our ancestors about 9,500 years ago. They were trying to warn their children about the devil and chose to represent him this way.
Well my muslim friend nearly had a heart attack when I said I beleived in Evolution. So you you used to be a monkey they asked ...
No I said but by Mother was a big fan..
Me and my friend used to do their walk a lot, what dorks we were.
Conan, our ancestors put the dinosaurs there? My information is that it was the devil wot dunnut. And the earth is obviously not 10,000 years old - that's patently ridiculous and nowhere near the truth - 4500 yo. For it is written.
The Garden of Eden is in Garyvard as well.
You blaspheme against the flying spaghetti monster who made us all with his noodly appendages.
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