Friday, October 26, 2007

Happy Ginger day Chumlies!

Behold! A newer less eye-lined and right-angled fledgling carrot-top. He is young, he is ginger, he has a tongue... he is a maw-dal. I'd like to do an oil test on his peachy self to see if he is the new Lancelot du carrot, coz if he is, we'll be seeing a lot more of his gingery goodness of fridays.
And now, filled to the brim though I am with Spanish omelette, I must brave the wind and take CG's daoggy for his afternoons scamper, then to the hairdressers for my twice yearly cut, for verily it does look like a poodle's arse at the mo.
Avast scurvy knaves, avast I say!

Actually, I went in yesterday to the hairdresser to make an appointment, I said 'Hello there, would you have an appointment for tomorrow free?'
And the droid behind the counter said, 'For your hair?"

I mean It's not like I went into the butchers and asked for a roll of carpet. How velly odd making.



Anonymous sheepworrier said...

"poodles arse" - heh.

3:12 p.m.  
Anonymous Nonny said...

Are ye making sure you look prrrretty for Monday, Ohhh yeah, Will you be wearing make-up? Orrr you could just get false tanned up for that healthy glow and then there is the nails saga. Just on the off chance your in the paper. Lots of issues to be addressed here, tis most interesting what is the plan?

3:31 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I hear you, FMC. I could do with hacking off some of this mess as well.
I have to find a new salon because all the Portuguese women made fun of me for walking with an umbrella last time I went.

5:09 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

oh i like him. i'll take 2 pls. happy leopard day indeed.

here is something for you to scamper to this aft.

5:37 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Maybe your hairdresser does colonics on the side?

Look at the teeth on that carrot guy - he's all rabbit!

6:44 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It really did.
ahahah, wearing make up to run 26.2 miles, yeah, that would work, it would be on my clavicle by .5 of a K. Nonny the plan is as follows, run
5k gobble jellies drink water, repeat to fade, but with music.
The bloomin' cheek of her Medbh, if I could cut my own hair I'd never darken the door of a salon, I truly dislike being manhandled. Having said that I have remarkably straight hair right this second- what a skill that is. I certainly couldn't do it. With a bit of luck it will stay that way until after the film (Eastern Promises-please Mr C, don't make this another History of Violence, please, I've just pulled myself out of that cinematic hole) tonight, then I plan to get it very mussed up indeed. I've got to do SOMETHING to burn the extra energy off.
Finn I just KNEW you'd like to butter his crumpet.
mmmmmwabbits. Wabbits make me think of sex.

7:12 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie said...

Isn't that the snowboarder guy from the Olympics - Shawn White? Scary. Not as scary as Carrot Top, your usual choice of gingerness, but still.....(shiver)

9:52 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Dat's him. Like his pants?

12:29 a.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie said...

Yeah, he's definitely rockin' the pants. But my favorite part of the picture is that it looks like the guy pointing to the pants has his hand firmly planted in Mr. Ginger's crotch!! That makes the looks on their faces even funnier!!

Have a lovely weekend FMC!

12:32 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

FMC, I think you should consider adding some ginger with estrogen to the friday mix. Take Michael K's girlfriend Phoebe Price for example. She's de-lovely with the ginger and the coasters in her cheeks.

4:49 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...


I do that though. People come wandering into the restaurant and just say "Two" to which I reply "2? 2 what?" It makes me laugh and fucks them off from the start. I have the powa!

1:01 a.m.  

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