How tan is too tan? Is walnut a colour?
And speaking of tanning, the Mr Olympia Competition was on in Las Vegas over the weekend. Check out its site to marvel at the natural beauty that is man. http://www.mrolympia.com/
Seriously, where do these men get their clothes from? What size shirt do they need? You think they ever just wear jeans and a t-shirt? You know I'm into weights and I like a buff body, but this is...well I don't know what it is really. They're mutants.
hat tip, tmz
posted by fatmammycat at 10:02 a.m.
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They probably don't wear clothes. Nothing would fit them. I think they all just walk around in their teeny tiny shorts or g-string all day.
It's like a full size Hasbro toy.
And the whole body thing is really fucked up - anorexia, body building, extreme piercing, serial 'cosmetic' surgery... why do people get fixated in this way?
I don't really know, I suppose your body is one of the few things you have total control over so some folk take that to the extreme.
Am, that's a funny thought! I can see them poodling down to the newsagents on Sunday in their casual thong, but they keep the jazzy numbers for satdee night and competitions.
Where's his penis?
In his back pack.
Pinkie, he's like Action Man, he doesn't have one.
Is that a smile? It looks like constipation at its most painful state.
FMC I already saw a few women downtown Dublin with a lighter shade of the same walnut!!!!
ARGH! Gayé, I was just thinking there were a ferocious amount of the tangerine army out on friday night. I know Etheline and I had a terrible experience with the tango that is self tan once, but this was ridiculous. I mean really, what's so bad about being pale skinned?
I know what his face reminds me of! Buzz Lightyear slathered in fake tan!!!
Oh snarf! You're right! To Infinity and beyoooooond!
I'm always talking to you about Michael K, but did you see the pics of the women body builders up the other day?
That's where all the penis material went. Egad.
That's not walnut, that's mahogany.
And, Ewww...
He looks like a knot in a varnished plank. I chose my words carefully.
I saw it Medbh, the marbles.
Caro I would go with walnut, a natural shade I"m sure you'll agree.
Miss Sam, I said that out loud a few time and it gets smutty.
Ew. Can you imagine rolling over in the morning and being confronted with that behemoth? I was just a little bit sick into my mouth there. And I bet he stains the sheets too.
Maybe the use Ronseal quick dry?
But what about splinters?
Does he LOOK like he's packing much wood to you?
Never mind the visual effect of being devoured by one's own muscles, the stench from the self-tanning cream and oily lacquer must be unbearable.
It would be the 24/7 drug use, food talk and protein shakes that would realy put me off. That and shopping for the newspapers in casual thongs.
he could double as sideboard maybe?
Put a shade on him he'd make a fine lamp.
I was flying from Heathrow to Shannon last week, and the Aer Lingus air hostess looked fucking ridiculous. She had the worst badly applied, Oompa Lompa colored fake tan. WITH GLITTER ON HER FACE! What the fucking fuck was she thinking, and is their no one in Aer Lingus, a supervisor perhaps, who would point out how ridiculous this looks. You could tell her brittle yellow hair was originally red. Thing is, she was pretty and would have looked great in her natural coloring.
Pale skin, red hair, she was a callín deas in orange disguise. Why oh why indeed?
What ho John, good trip? I'll be right over.
Here's my theory:
1) He doesn't have a girlfriend / wife / boyfriend
2) If he does they area also body builders and apply the same walnut tan on so they don't care.
3) They have walnut bedsheet sets so no staining worries there.
I bet he needs three pillows to sleep on his side.
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