Friday, July 25, 2008

Happy Ginger Day

(For Conan, your close-up, love and smoochies FMC XX)

A wise man once said, with great Ginger comes great flexibility!
Behold, Walker, Ginger Ranger, a ginger so fierce so hairy, so beardy, so MANLY, so ginger, that all must tremble in his wake. If Carrot Top be the lovestudmuffin of Ginger town, then Walker Ginger Ranger is the lieutenant of ginger justice.
Avast! AIEEEEEE! he will brook no brunette uppityness, HIYAH! nor blondie belligerence. KAMPOOOOO He, with his ginger beard and snazzy high-waisted pants, knows what is what, who is who and where i where. He needs not cape, not super poser, just stretchy denim and man boots. AAAAAAAAHHHAHHH!
Why if we could entice Walker Ginger Ranger to visit our fair shores crime as we know it would cease immediately. Puppies and kittens would run for election and taxi drivers would drive swiftly and in silence. But alas this is never to be for Ireland is too small a land mass to contain such a robust hue of awesome masculine kilowatt ginger power. We would implode with awe, leaving only the Spanish to fish our water where once our fair isle stood.
No, it is simply not to be.
But cry not gingeroids, I salute you Walker Ginger Ranger, champion of the girdle, roundhouse kicker of slow mo and fist of considerable fury, I salute you and wish you many more Gingerdays to come.



Blogger Medbh said...

Yes, but he's shilling for McCain now and that ruins his gingery appeal, FMC.

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Or does ginger rise above politics?

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger morgor said...


Chuck Norris is a living legend.

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Above Darling, always above.

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Amended, his awesome power made my 's' stick.

1:39 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

I think that's a ballet position. I bet right after that he performed a technically flawless plie and jeted away to the castle.

1:40 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Only AFTER slaughtering a roving band of ninjas who surrounded him and took it in turns to fight!

1:44 p.m.  
Blogger morgor said...

As well as being able to make S's stick he has his own code of ethics

1:57 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

I suspect him to be of marginal gingerosity, or margingerosity for short. Where's the close-up? Eh?

2:15 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.


2:17 p.m.  
Blogger jothemama said...

Ah, you might like this:

2:53 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

hahaha, dang, he's good, and oh so ginger.

2:58 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Of course there is always these to consider.

3:22 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Nah... he just bleaches and highlights his natural strawberryness. His legular kicking-type-wizardry has blinded you.

3:36 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You take that back, El Chuckimus Maximus is a true ginger.

3:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Right, kickboxing for some, beer o'clock for others, have a good weekend everybody.

4:17 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Have a good 'un FMC and assorted folkerinos!

Mmmm JD O'Clock...

4:44 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Yes, bleer o'clock approaches...

4:46 p.m.  
Anonymous Pinkie said...

On the seventh day, God rested... Chuck Norris took over.

5:56 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend and I were recently talking about how involved with technology our daily lives have become. Reading this post makes me think back to that debate we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as memory gets less expensive, the possibility of transferring our brains onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's one of the things I really wish I could encounter in my lifetime.

(Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=]R4i SDHC[/url] DS FPost)

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