Wednesday, February 22, 2006


Good Morning, I am up very early. I seem to have this terrible pain in my head, limbs and torso. My mouth feels like and old damp sock that has been dragged across a carpet in a house full hairy dogs and small chidren.
I- say! What the hell is Maura Durran wearing on TV3(whispered)? It looks like she vomited up a sheet of tape worms onto her chest. Vile.
Arsenal beat Real Madrid last night in the Bernabeu. There was much celebrating. I am not an Arsenal fan per se, but I do watch them more regularly than other teams due to some of my friends being Arsenal supporters. But I like soccer and I like good matches. And last night was a hella good match.
T'was amazing, Reyes almost opened the account in the first few minutes. Henry-lazy throughout the game scored after a magnifique run and a low shot. Fabregas was a god, albeit a skilled youthful one. His passes were deft and preternaturally accurate. David Beckham and Ronaldo both looked frustrated and unusually berefit of ideas. Lehmann was in top form.
Today will be a gentle one. Tomorrow I am off to Valencia to visit a friend of mine, and-as she has just had liposuction done, and probably looks amazing- I don't want to arrive there looking like the proverbial dog's dinner.


Blogger Foot Eater said...

I was on a Tube train a few years ago when a riot broke out between pissed-up Arsenal and Liverpool supporters. I've hated the game ever since. No, before that, in fact.

Have a good trip, FMC.

9:21 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks Footie, I will do my best.
I saw a fat Aresnal fan get a solid walloping from a nine stone Leeds fan in a small bar once. The Arsenal fan had been kicking his chair the whole time during the second half and mouthing off and then the little guy just snapped. The speed in which trouble can erupt is very frightening.
Pissed up is not bad, pissed up and violent is always bad.

9:31 a.m.  
Blogger the anti-barney said...

That dress was so bad even I noticed it,she looked like an unused extra in one of those Merchant-Ivory shitty chic-fillums.
I watched dother match,poxy.
Have a fuckin' great trip.

11:47 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thank you Barney, I will, never fear.

11:54 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Valenthia-aa-ah, put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye...
I always sing that I do, whenever that town is mentioned. Please to see the comments at Manuel's Irish/Spanish page re the game.

Arsenal have never been the same since they started winning, and that bloke writing about them, Colin Firth played him in the film.

12:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You mean Fever Pitch?

12:26 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

That's it. He is such an anal prick and was very rude to that girl. He's been on the radio, what an idiot. He wrote that one about a boy as well. It was funny. Nick Hornby. Came back to me. Charlie Nicholas went to Arsenal but that's before your time.
You're off to Spain, SB's back from Vietnam, the American ones stay in America, the rest of them are off foreign somewhere, feeling a bit fucking fed up actually.
Wish I was in New York ofr Namibia or somewhere. I might post my pictures, I've got hunners.

1:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh that Nick Hornby, twee as twee can be.
Do post your pictures! Post 'em. I'd love to see them.
I'm going to go to the new museum in Valencia and there is a crazy market that I missed last time I was there that I want to find. I"m doing a quick stop in Barcelona for a day or two as well-second home at this stage. And I intend to take photos. I can't wait, good weather, sea- food, cocktails...sigh. Roll on.

1:11 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh and I know all about champagne Charlie!

1:11 p.m.  
Blogger LindyK said...

I expect a full report on the Spain trip (a sort of preview as I'll be going in December!)... enjoy the scenery (especially the gorgeous boys)!! Have a lovely trip!

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ta Ducky, if I see any hot totty I will be sure to photograph them.
Hey, one can be on a diet and still look-and photograph- the menu, can't bleedin' one!

3:10 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Fever Pitch - they made an Americanized fillum based on that only with the Boston Red Sox as the object of ...erm...obsession. It was cute, not worth seeing in a theater, and I find Drew Barrymore very annoying. But you know...something to watch while sweating on the elliptical. A chuckle.

Have a lovely trip. Take pictures!

3:57 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I will, I will, thanks.
Hey Hornby didn't pen High Fidelity too? It too which was turned into an American film, with Jack Black and dear old John Cusack. I used to have a crush on John, but I like him in flicks ike Grosse Point Blank, not shuffling around in cardis.
I agree about Drew Barrymore, I don't like the way she only talks out of one side of her mouth.

4:01 p.m.  
Blogger LindyK said...

Girls, right on about both Drew (her voice just fucking annoys!) and John Cusack -- his lovableness somehow diminished with his participation in godawful "films"(I use that term lightly) like Must Love Dogs... where did my GPB Cusack go?! Aargh...

And FMC, of course you can still take a look at the menu (and a photo or three!)... I'm a believer in the "look but don't touch" rule! No harm, no foul, right?!

1:09 a.m.  
Blogger the anti-barney said...

I always feel like a bit of a Listening-Tom when you ladies get together.

3:07 p.m.  
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