Bad Idea, number 1
I read this and whole sections of my eyebrow twitched.
Michael Jackson is reportedly planning to adopt a Japanese orphan.
The eccentric singer - who already has three children, Prince Michael, nine, Paris, eight, and four-year-old Prince Michael II - is alleged to have visited a number of Japanese children's homes during his current visit to the Far East.
Fox News TV reporter Roger Friedman said: "His trip to Japan was not all about publicity. He toured orphanages. I'm told he's looking for children to add to his current collection of three."
Holy shit, surely being on trial for child abuse and molestation might put a dampner in his chances, on the other hand who the hell knows.