Holy Gaucamole!
Etheline has just phoned with the astounding news that Sinead O'Connor (lesbian/straight/bi/straight/singer/priest/rasta/popepictureripperupper) is pregnant by Mary Coughlan's (blues singer, cool as shit, tired and emotional/alcoholic) ex-husband and that said baby is due on Chrstmas eve!!
I am too shocked for words, and I don't even know why. I love Mary, great voice and Sinead is an amazing singer,if as nutty as a loon. It's its... I'm flabbergasted.
It's like the whole Angelina/Brad/Jennifer thingie, only with wellies.
posted by fatmammycat at 1:12 p.m.
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Isn't Mary Coughlan a tinker though?
Shinade's a funny one.
Re. Brad and Lara. I've been to Swakupmund (Swakup to us locals) in Namibia.
I never saw any holiday resort / 4 star hotel complex with own beach etc.
Wanna see the pictures? I've got HUNNERS!
I DID see a group of old German war criminals singing some Hunnish Bosch song in a pub. It was a bit Odessa-Filish. And i nearly got into a fight with a Bore in another bar. He backed down (shitebag).
Since I left, unemployment is up to 30%, life expectancy has dropped to 39 or something, and HIV is present in 25% of the population. It's such a terrific country with the best people. They deserve so much more.
Quite sad now, me.
It's good to see an ex-husband making himself useful like that. I hope he didn't embarrass himself by saying "this is what you've been missing, yer lezzer" while he was servicing her.
I guess she won't be breaking anyone's face for a while if she's up the duff. Or was that the other one?
What's that Miss Ann!? Was there face breakings threatened? When? Oh I'd say Mary would be a tough cookie, I bet it was her.
Apparently there was a face-breaking threat made during their text fight a while back. I think it was Sinead but I could be wrong. It was around the time she was threatening to sue and publish pics of a certain editor in women's panties or something to that effect.
Ah, the joys of celebrity spats.
ooooooo, which editor was it? Ah the goings on of the meedja! Grench Gay has told me some tales that would make the hair stand on your head, but would also get me arrested for vicious and delicious slander.
i thought she was a priest and should not be having sex ?
Tommy, I though you would be more in the know thatn anyone!
I think she gave up the priest hood MacDara, she released a reggae album last year and when she spoke she said 'ye kno' Mon?' rather a lot and 'the world should throw down their arms, y'know Mon?' I remember thinking fuck off Sinead I need them for driving and putting on my makeup. (sorry)
I swear, I think she is like Sybil, all the little personalities duking it out to get free.
Since I left, unemployment is up to 30%, life expectancy has dropped to 39 or something, and HIV is present in 25% of the population. It's such a terrific country with the best people.
They're hardly the best if they've all got the AIDS and die at 39.
If I had to judge them I'd say that was pretty crap actually.
Surely you're not suggesting that Dr.Maroon gave them AIDS and took away all their jobs ?
I wasn't to begin with Barney but I am now.
That fucking Scotch cunt's evil knows no bounds.
Mary is kewl... Sinead is an out an' out knacker. And she'll dump that sad fuck once she turns blackpriestnunlesboanalgreenskinnedcleftpalletdleotardwearingwhore next week. Trust me.
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